2018-19 Soccer Thread - Africa Loses the World Cup - Tottenham Comes in Second

[Tyrath]

You guys have Premier League bias.

But watching PSG fail after all that $$ brings me more enjoyment. Someone else will take out the ManU trash later on anyway.

[Roranora]

PL bias saying United have little chance of advancing? I don't compute.

Or PL bias in that we'd enjoy that suffering more? I'm just ready for Jose to get the sack, same thing I was feeling in Dec 2015. It's always especially grotesque at the end.

[Tyrath]

PL bias wanting ManU to lose.

No one is saying ManU is going to win. I WANT them to lol

[Roranora]

I could see the lulz in that scenario too. It might even buy Jose til the end of the season.

I just couldn't wish for that over Mourinho eating some 7-2 aggregate beatdown on his way out. I suppose people who really hate United might want him to stay as long as possible; I guess I want mercy for the players.

[Tyrath]

I think Jose continuing will make ManU suffer more so theres that bonus too.

[Zetanio]

MOURINHO OUT

[Tyrath]

Imagine waking up and being £24 million richer for doing a shit job.

[Zetanio]

That'd be sick.

[Roranora]

Jose's hotel stay ends. Whew. 895 days apparently, but who knows how many exactly.

Also today, what might have been the worst penalty shootout ever happened. I'm so glad someone uploaded this abortion so I could see with me own eyes. At least the actual goals were both nice.

[FallingHigher]

Fuckin hell even Richard Keogh takes a better peno than that

[Zetanio]

Those pens were hard to watch. I was hoping Leicester would nut up but alas.

DERBY DAY BOIS. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Zetanio]

FML I'm stressed out.

[Tyrath]

We got another winger injured, don't talk to me about stressed

[Zetanio]

My heart is gonna stop or pop.

[Roranora]

May your cardiac rhythm return to normal now.

It looks like a late winner for Chelsea from Hazard.

Who's gonna get Burton? I'm guessing City.

[Zetanio]

No relaxing. Burton gets City. They leaked it earlier

[Zetanio]

Ok. Unclench. Dele's goal was fucking sex.

[Zetanio]

also



get fucked.

[Zetanio]

[Roranora]

City did get Burton, dammit you weren't kidding.

Spurs will have had to unlock Watford, West Ham, Arsenal, Chelsea over 2 legs, and finally Man City to claim a first Poch-trophy.