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    Pirates of the Caribbean - Reboot w/o Johnny Depp

    Written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick (Deadpool/Zombieland), Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer
    https://deadline.com/2018/10/pirates...pp-1202488160/

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    I guess it could be cool if they do some other kind of pirate story. Despite the public's love for pirates, pirate stories have not been mainstream exactly and all we pretty much have is Black Sails and PotC. Why not do something about real pirates? They didn't reign long but they're hella interesting.

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    People love Jack Sparrow, but otherwise the franchise is pretty meh. Idk how I feel about a Jack-less movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silenka View Post
    Why not do something about real pirates? They didn't reign long but they're hella interesting.
    Because real pirates raped and pillaged. You can't market that shit to kids.

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    Pillaging has been marketed to kids for decades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rulke View Post
    Because real pirates raped and pillaged. You can't market that shit to kids.
    You can remove the raping and the worst of the pillaging, it's not hard to tell a slightly censored story, Disney has been doing that shit for literally ever.

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    How about instead of a reboot, they do Monkey Island dammit

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    Quote Originally Posted by FallingHigher View Post
    How about instead of a reboot, they do Monkey Island dammit
    Would Guybrush be a Disney princess?

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    I was thinking Murray

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    Pillaging has been marketed to kids for decades.


    You're not wrong. My point is that the real, histoic significance of what pirates were is pointedly ignored from a market standpoint.

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    An entire movie featuring Geoffrey Rush as Barbosa please

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    Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow was my favorite parts of the movie. I don't know how I feel about this. If its a side story with Barbosa I am all for it, but if they are re casting Jack Sparrow then meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rulke View Post

    You're not wrong. My point is that the real, histoic significance of what pirates were is pointedly ignored from a market standpoint.
    Well no one wants to watch a completely realistic portrayal of piracy, unless watching a documentary. PotC is the romanticized version of pirates. You can still tell a real story with a romanticized flavor to it! I just hope they don't do a remake reboot and try to shove Jack Sparrow etc in again. There's so much potential elsewhere.

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    I fell asleep in the theaters during the last one once Barbosa had a bunch of sappy screen time. Just give me Jack and Barbosa cutting shit up going ARRGHHHH and I'm happy.

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    Rumor: Karen Gillan is up for the Lead Role
    https://thedisinsider.com/2020/05/05...t-female-lead/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silenka View Post
    You can remove the raping and the worst of the pillaging, it's not hard to tell a slightly censored story, Disney has been doing that shit for literally ever.
    Yeah, you had kid friendly pirates in Treasure Island 1883; Disney obviously had the Peter Pan animated movie in 1954. This is nothing new.

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    A Treasure Island remake would actually make a lot more sense than this.

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    Can we just have a Monkey Island film instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    Rumor: Karen Gillan is up for the Lead Role
    https://thedisinsider.com/2020/05/05...t-female-lead/
    Margot Robbie Cast in the Lead Role
    https://screenrant.com/pirates-carib...e-cast-writer/

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