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    Barbie (July 21, 2023) - No One is Going to Beach Anyone Off

    Starring Margot Robbie as Barbie, Written by Olivia Milch (Ocean's 8)
    https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-46799623

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    when you sit back and think about it, it's actually amazing this hasn't already been done

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    This was previously a Sony project and they had Amy Schumer in the title role. Warner Bros is now leading this film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    This was previously a Sony project and they had Amy Schumer in the title role.
    Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I remember back in college a marketing class that had Barbie as a topic of study. They compared it akin to Disney, having an iron grip on the brand and everything she was involved with, to insure no damage was done to the brand. I can't imagine Schumer being good for it. Not fat (is she even anymore? idk, idc) shaming, but my mental image of her doesn't strike me as a Barbie.

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    Idk. Amy Schumer and Barbie go hand in hand with vagina jokes.

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    They already made this movie...



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    It's called legally blond

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    My mom had an original Barbie doll somewhere, she was a redhead. I remember hearing somewhere it's canon that Barbie dyes her hair, because Barbie canon is a thing that exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    Written by Olivia Milch (Ocean's 8)
    https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-46799623
    Greta Gerwig (Lady Bird) and Noah Baumbach (The Meyerowitz Stories) are Re-Writing the Script, Gerwig is also Rumored to Direct
    https://variety.com/2019/film/news/g...ie-1203267621/

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    Cast

    Margot Robbie as Barbie
    Ryan Gosling | America Ferrara | Kate McKinnon | Simu Liu
    Ariana Greenblatt | Emma Mackey | Alexandra Shipp | Issa Rae
    Michael Cera | Hari Nef | Will Ferrell | Kingsley Ben-Adir
    Rhea Perlman | Ncuti Gatwa | Emerald Fennell | Sharon Rooney
    Scott Evans | Ana Cruz Kayne | Connor Swindells| Ritu Arya | Jamie Demetriou

    https://deadline.com/2022/04/barbie-...ic-1235002559/

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    I dunno. I don't think this franchise can get any better than this:


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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    NGL, the Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse show was pretty on point. I am sure this movie won't be like that, but the writers of that show did a great job.

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    Needs the mesh shirt but otherwise a good version of Earring Magic Ken.

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    *chef's kiss*

    That's perfect.

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    Would look better w/o the 5 o'clock shadow imo.

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    Yo Dante, what are you doing tonight?


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