I prefer the tried and truth method I learned in Guam from basically my entire boat... meeting current strippers and buying them drinks until they agree to be former strippers. Or ya know marry them and let them keep stripping whatever floats your boat. And then spending the next 15-20 years threatening to get ruin your retirement if they divorce so neither of you will get any of it lol
Actually went thru some training with a girl who was stripping while in A school and was actually pretty hot. Sadly the Navy found out and made her quit or go to mast.... plus she was married... though so was the girl I was banging right before than lol
Messed with a stripper out of Jersey once for about a month and some change. Great lay and was a genuinely nice person. Problem was the bitch had zero ambition and had every intention of living her life off of someone else's dollar. Her mom called me once stuck in Newark and asked if I could western union some money to get her home. That was my cue to NOPE right fuck out of there lmao.
I still wonder from time to time how she got home.
one can imagine
I had to stop myself today from swiping more, it's really easy to get hooked on trying to find a match. I have encountered a couple instagram models so far but generally if anyone has anything in their profile indicating that you should talk to them anywhere but the app itself it's a dead giveaway.
“I’m hardly ever on this app but you can reach me on kik or my snap or my IG”
I'm always a fan of here's my IG/SNAP account for you to find but don't message me on it!
-10 points for hufflepuff
Thank you for that one
Yo dating is way too busy I could never do that shit now.
shut up nerd
fuck you and the nargle you rode in on
yes exactly bro i said stop buying these women free meals