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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Dating sounds terrible, especially now
    I’d get in trouble for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    my single friends Tinder like their lives depend on it but i always preferred the classic of meeting a former stripper at a dive bar and hoping she doesn't key your car over an increasingly unstable 3 months
    I prefer the tried and truth method I learned in Guam from basically my entire boat... meeting current strippers and buying them drinks until they agree to be former strippers. Or ya know marry them and let them keep stripping whatever floats your boat. And then spending the next 15-20 years threatening to get ruin your retirement if they divorce so neither of you will get any of it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    my single friends Tinder like their lives depend on it but i always preferred the classic of meeting a former stripper at a dive bar and hoping she doesn't key your car over an increasingly unstable 3 months
    Coincidentally the woman I was probably closest to marrying was an ex-stripper. Turned her life the fuck around and is living the shit out of her life on her own dime. If she didn't move to China, I would've locked that down so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    I prefer the tried and truth method I learned in Guam from basically my entire boat... meeting current strippers and buying them drinks until they agree to be former strippers. Or ya know marry them and let them keep stripping whatever floats your boat. And then spending the next 15-20 years threatening to get ruin your retirement if they divorce so neither of you will get any of it lol
    one of the gals i'm running with is actually a former army wife stripper i have to tease her sometimes about being such a cliche

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    Actually went thru some training with a girl who was stripping while in A school and was actually pretty hot. Sadly the Navy found out and made her quit or go to mast.... plus she was married... though so was the girl I was banging right before than lol

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    Messed with a stripper out of Jersey once for about a month and some change. Great lay and was a genuinely nice person. Problem was the bitch had zero ambition and had every intention of living her life off of someone else's dollar. Her mom called me once stuck in Newark and asked if I could western union some money to get her home. That was my cue to NOPE right fuck out of there lmao.

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    I still wonder from time to time how she got home.

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    one can imagine

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    I had to stop myself today from swiping more, it's really easy to get hooked on trying to find a match. I have encountered a couple instagram models so far but generally if anyone has anything in their profile indicating that you should talk to them anywhere but the app itself it's a dead giveaway.

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    I'm always a fan of here's my IG/SNAP account for you to find but don't message me on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    My greatest regret in life (and the list is long af) is getting locked down before Tinder was a thing.
    We now know why you dont respond to "tyven lock this" posts

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    -10 points for hufflepuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    We now know why you dont respond to "tyven lock this" posts
    Hey I aborted that one thread!

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    Thank you for that one

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    Yo dating is way too busy I could never do that shit now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    -10 points for hufflepuff
    how dare you. hufflepuff for life.

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    shut up nerd

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    yes exactly bro i said stop buying these women free meals

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