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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    How is it that you look like a divorced father of two getting back into shape for the dating game but actually you're just a single guy
    I fucking lost it at this lmfaoooo

    Also, you trying to wifey up these chicks or something? I cant imagine going on a date almost every night with a different woman and never sealing the deal with any of them. Are their personalities THAT great?

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    Did he explicitly say he's not fucking?

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    a gentleman doesn't explicitly not fuck and tell

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    I actually have been actively trying to go after a higher caliber of woman than I am normally associated with. I've been with a lot of fucking actresses, I'm ready for someone who doesn't need my help with life.

    Tonight's date is with a 3L who seems promising, tomorrow I'm going out with a Congressman's communications director. Last night I had a date with a DoD analyst and a lunch date earlier in the day with a higher-up at the World Bank. The night before that was a DoL contractor who designs statistical analysis apps for the department.

    I spent the last 4 years with someone who needed me to carry all her emotional baggage while she was depressed, make all our meals, and pay all our bills while she went to get an MFA. I'm ready to try punching up for awhile.

    That said, if I've learned one thing above anything else the last two weeks, it's that I don't think I want to date at all for awhile. Getting away from my last girlfriend has given me such a creative and emotional boost that I'm ready to go out and do my own thing without worrying about finding someone to do it with (in every sense).

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    I certainly hope you are following the "don't fuck Republicans" rule

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    just tell melania you’ll give her 50 bucks for a half and half

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I spent the last 4 years with someone who needed me to carry all her emotional baggage while she was depressed, make all our meals, and pay all our bills while she went to get an MFA.
    the dream

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    No the dream is our dog, The American Dream Dusty Rhodes.

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    i'd rather have someone to emotionalsugarmealdaddy me through an MFA tbh

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    you are just wasting money with all this bullshit

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    Getting affirmation that self-reliant, professional, attractive women want to go out with me based on looks alone is worth a lot to me.

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    Between Tinder and Bumble I have about 70 chat bubbles going right now, fortunately most of them didn't go anywhere because I also have a terrible personality.

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    why do you have a terrible personality?

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    and don't waste all that money on the bullshit

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    I dunno, last night's date was free, tonight cost me $20.

    And I blame MMORPGs.

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    not sure if you planned it but taking a date to see a bad comic is pretty genius idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I actually have been actively trying to go after a higher caliber of woman than I am normally associated with. I've been with a lot of fucking actresses, I'm ready for someone who doesn't need my help with life.

    Tonight's date is with a 3L who seems promising, tomorrow I'm going out with a Congressman's communications director. Last night I had a date with a DoD analyst and a lunch date earlier in the day with a higher-up at the World Bank. The night before that was a DoL contractor who designs statistical analysis apps for the department.

    I spent the last 4 years with someone who needed me to carry all her emotional baggage while she was depressed, make all our meals, and pay all our bills while she went to get an MFA. I'm ready to try punching up for awhile.

    That said, if I've learned one thing above anything else the last two weeks, it's that I don't think I want to date at all for awhile. Getting away from my last girlfriend has given me such a creative and emotional boost that I'm ready to go out and do my own thing without worrying about finding someone to do it with (in every sense).

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    You went to law school too man, you should know better than to date a 3L if you're trying to get past people with depression.

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    Do you know the CD for the House science committee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Tyven

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    Do you know the CD for the House science committee?

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    Nerp I only ever worked with House Finsvcs and W&M staff

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    Dang, I keep going out with women I think would run in the same circles as my DC people.

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