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    Not gonna lie, if I saw that ad before this post I would've cringed at her being nervous about her first day on the thing but thats about it.

    Where does all this lose weight shit come from? How do we know she didn't want one and her husband just got her the gift she wanted? People reading way too much into this.

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    It's seriously a "keep your hot rich wife hot" gift. That's the market.

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    I was just laughing at this commercial with the wife last night. "Get your money back, she looks exactly the same after a year on that bike" and "So the hot, fit woman is still hot and fit after a year? LIFE CHANGING" were thrown out during the discussion.

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    I mean

    Hot, fit women (and men) don't stay hot and fit forever on their own.

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    I remember seeing that commercial a week or two ago and thinking “what the fuck is she so scared about?” lol

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    Probably has a pre-nup

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    Might be they are not looking at the current "weight loss" cash grab that most programs are trying to do. They want the fitness people who will be using their stuff every day for years. Not the people that will buy something and be done in 3 weeks. I'm guessing their system has a subscription service for their live training?

    I would of thought like many of you if i haven't seen girls in the gym that do have trouble with their body. They want to look toned and fit, but don't understand that they have to eat a certain way to do that. These girls look "fine" but they don't want to be fine, they want to turn heads.

    I see this like those car aids. When the lady comes out with a bow on her 90,000 car as a birthday gift. They are aiming for a certain group of people, most just think, "Fuck you".

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    Yeah if someone bought me a $90k car without consulting me I'd be pissed as fuck. Like that shit is NOT going to be set up the way I want it.

    Edit: This isn't sarcasm. It's just such a dumb idea. "SURPRISE! I BOUGHT YOU A CAR!" like if you bought me an Audi R10 instead of a BMW i8 or something I'd be really unhappy.

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    Shit man, just sell the car. Free money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    Shit man, just sell the car. Free money.
    Presumably if someone is buying you a car it's someone close to you. So even if you sell it you're gonna lose MINIMUM 5% off the top. It's just a silly waste of money when it could've been "SURPRISE! I'm GOING to buy you a car! Which one do you want?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Presumably if someone is buying you a car it's someone close to you. So even if you sell it you're gonna lose MINIMUM 5% off the top. It's just a silly waste of money when it could've been "SURPRISE! I'm GOING to buy you a car! Which one do you want?"
    Well yeah it's still dumb but that's the best case scenario if you're close to someone dumb enough to buy you a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    Well yeah it's still dumb but that's the best case scenario if you're close to someone dumb enough to buy you a car.
    yeah true

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    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Yeah if someone bought me a $90k car without consulting me I'd be pissed as fuck. Like that shit is NOT going to be set up the way I want it.

    Edit: This isn't sarcasm. It's just such a dumb idea. "SURPRISE! I BOUGHT YOU A CAR!" like if you bought me an Audi R10 instead of a BMW i8 or something I'd be really unhappy.
    IT'S LIKE ASKING FOR A GAMEBOY BUT GETTING A GAMEGEAR! JESUS CHRIST MOM!

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    This tweet suddenly makes a lot more sense now.

    https://twitter.com/evaandheriud/sta...549848580?s=19

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