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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    The days of being on dial-up internet, starting up downloading a six and a half minute Jenna Jameson scene on Kazaa before you go to bed and then waking up super early so you could jerk it and then immediately delete the video before your parents woke up. Ah, to be a horny teen in the late 90s.
    When I worked at EA, we'd download all our porn on our work computers and then use a external cd burner to take it home.

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    At my last unit we had a computer (government property btw) that was hooked up to the ships internal TV network so we could play movies and shows for the crew.

    I was digging around on it one time looking for a movie to copy and found like 3 or 4 GB of porn hiding in a folder for one of the DC animated movies. How over 3 years we avoided those ever being added to a playlist when we'd usually just drag and drop the entire media folder into VLC I have no idea.

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    We had an evidence custodian in fort bliss arrested awhile back because he was making duplicates of CP evidence and taking it home. The whole thing became a colossal shit show and jeopardized damn near every case coming out of that office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I'm still looking for one of those random 90s porn clips you would stumble across in the wild west days. I've found all the porn of my youth except for one
    white whale of porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    She started filming in 1984 and is currently 52 years old. If you watched her videos of her when she was 15, 20 years after they were made then you'd be in 2004 and in you're in your late teens/early 20s.

    Also we're assuming you're using the internet to search for this videos and I'm sure this wasn't until porn became much more accessible and also easier to search so let's say mid 2000s. You at least 6 years old than me and I'm not 30 yet so if were going by the 2004 mark, you were at least 18 watching child porn.
    If I wasn't born when the video was made the absolute oldest I could've been, if I watched it exactly 20 years after it was made, is 19. You don't have to google anything to work that out. In 2004 I was 17. At that age I having actual sex with a 15 year old, like most people do.

    Listen, literally everything I said told people I was a teenager that was in high school. The concept of time was lost, I wanted to see when it would be found. You didn't get there

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    PornHub wasn't around when you were 17 or 19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    We had an evidence custodian in fort bliss arrested awhile back because he was making duplicates of CP evidence and taking it home. The whole thing became a colossal shit show and jeopardized damn near every case coming out of that office.
    Jesus, holy fucking shit!

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    Xno's story doesn't even surprise me on the real. Dudes will try it if they think they can.

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    Yup. It's why whenever I had to go into a evidence locker at the jail to work on a network switch (I know, great fucking place to store a network switch) I made sure I had a deputy in there with me so I had a witness in case anything ever went missing.

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    I remember when youtube first came out, people would post amateur porn all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokus View Post
    PornHub wasn't around when you were 17 or 19.
    what's old enough? xvideos? idk.

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