2019 NFL Week 1: I can’t wait to beat my girlfriend in fantasy football memorial thread

**Weltall** · 2019-09-10 15:35

Thomas should just retire then lol

**Rhyis.** · 2019-09-10 15:35

not till he goes to buffalo or miami. all receivers go to die in buffalo and miami

**Moss** · 2019-09-10 15:38

Originally Posted by Weltall

Thomas should just retire then lol

Wasn't he a free agent? And now the Jets giving up a pick for him smh

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**Xno Kappa** · 2019-09-10 16:19

Guy is making a pitch for the Jets to give him a tryout lol. Boomer on the local radio today supposedly made contact with Gase about him.

**Boyiee** · 2019-09-10 16:29

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Guy is making a pitch for the Jets to give him a tryout lol. Boomer on the local radio today supposedly made contact with Gase about him.

I had a guitar teacher when I was in high school, guy was 55ish salt and pepper rockstar hair. Actually taught Zakk Wylde when he was a kid classical guitar. Looked his age but in shape running 5miles a day, maybe 5'8 180lbs tops. Kicked field goals in his spare time at a school for fun. 60 yarders all day no problem, even tried out for a semi pro team and was only turned down due to his age after blowing all the other kickers off the field.

He always used to tell me about how easy it is to kick 60+ yarders, all these female soccer athletes wanna try it and whatnot. But it's not the distance that's difficult, it's getting the ball up over 12-15 feet by the line of scrimmage that's hard. 6-7ft lineman jumping with arms fully extended, ball has to go straight up then travel the distance, most people can't do it. I never trust kicker videos or the female soccer player videos kicking balls until I see them do it with defensive line in front of them trying to block it. It's completely different than kicking distance and why kickoffs can fly out of the end zone with ease but anything over 40 on a field goal is a struggle.

**Krandor** · 2019-09-10 16:38

Originally Posted by Cail

New England has traded Demaryius Thomas to the Jets for a 2021 6th rd pick

This is also notable because it is the first time BB has ever traded with the Jets. Up until this point the Jets were the only team he had never traded with. Can't imagine why.

**Melena** · 2019-09-10 18:21

So how did ESPN handle the fuck AB chants during the extra point of the raiders second TD, cause damn that stadium was loud.

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**Krandor** · 2019-09-10 18:36

Having watched enough wrestling shows and sporting events where crowd chants like break out, I think technically the broadcast isn't required to censor it.

I remember hearing enough chants about Fuck you Goodell (or variations there of) at various Pats games around the time of Brady's suspension or at Saints games following Bountygate, and the network just let them go.

**Omnipotent** · 2019-09-10 19:43

Antonio Brown accused of three separate incidents of sexual assault and rape.

Can't make this stuff up folks.

**archibaldcrane** · 2019-09-10 19:45

Wow

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**Fiye** · 2019-09-10 19:48

https://www.tmz.com/2019/09/10/anton...lawsuit-filed/

This has def been quite the week.

**Xno Kappa** · 2019-09-10 19:48

This entire season is gonna be every other sentence about AB isn’t it?

**archibaldcrane** · 2019-09-10 19:49

Does he play week 2? Get your predictions in folks

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**Moss** · 2019-09-10 20:08

Originally Posted by Melena

So how did ESPN handle the fuck AB chants during the extra point of the raiders second TD, cause damn that stadium was loud.

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You could hear it. I didn't know what they were saying at first until Al Michaels made a joke about it

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Does he play week 2? Get your predictions in folks

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"Later that month, the lawsuit says, while she was watching a television program at his home, Brown started masturbating behind her and ejaculated on her back. Brown bragged about the incident in profane text messages that are copied in the lawsuit." Then he actually raped her later (allegedly).

My guess is no.

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**Fiye** · 2019-09-10 20:11

Belichick is going to ask Antonio Brown if he did it. He's gonna say no. And he's gonna play.

**Andalusian girls** · 2019-09-10 21:49

what more can a man do

**Xno Kappa** · 2019-09-10 21:50

Provide a notarized form of consent, a video which shows you providing two forms of identification during the encounter, and your grandmama there to confirm it.

**Moss** · 2019-09-10 21:57

Also don't secretly masturbate behind someone, jizz on them, and then brag about it in text messages

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**Andalusian girls** · 2019-09-10 21:58

you asking too much

**Xno Kappa** · 2019-09-10 22:07

He was just trying build rapport with Big Ben.

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