2019 NFL Week 1: I can’t wait to beat my girlfriend in fantasy football memorial thread

[Rhyis.]

Provide a notarized form of consent, a video which shows you providing two forms of identification during the encounter, and your grandmama there to confirm it.

[archibaldcrane]

He was just trying build rapport with Big Ben.

Nice

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[Anoat]

Also don't secretly masturbate behind someone, jizz on them, and then brag about it in text messages

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While watching a church broadcast on an iPad. I mean I’m not here to kink-shame but that is something.

[Mertron]

ill get the week 2 thread up late tonight or early tomorrow (unless someone else wants to jump in and do it)

[Rhyis.]

sounds like work

[Rhyis.]

Although maybe I should start it to spread the word of the Kellevation and his Moore motion.

[Mertron]

ratings overall up 5% from last year

thursday night opener ratings up 17%

[Krandor]

Although maybe I should start it to spread the word of the Kellevation and his Moore motion.

Fun fact related to Moore, since he retired from active play there have been zero left handed QBs in the NFL.

Tho that's about to change once Tua gets drafted. Then whichever team picks him (read : Dolphins) will have to deal with the ball spinning backwards.

[Rhyis.]

i believe it. it's gotta be hard for teams to adjust offensive schemes when everything is backwards. does rt become more valuable than lt with a lefty qb? its gotta be all kinds of weird shit

[Mertron]

eagles DT malik jackson out for the year with a lisfranc injury

dram tram

[Xno Kappa]

Who was the last great left handed qb? Steve Young?

[chazzyphizzle]

michael vick duh

[Krandor]

Vick, Tebow, and Mark Brunell have been the most notable leftie QBs since Young.

Also Super Bowl champion Jared Lorenzon

And shit is weird with a leftie. Ball spins backwards (I remember this being brought up when Vick had to take over for Big Ben awhile back), RT and LT importance gets flipped, they're probably handing off to the RB on the other side. Better for everyone for a leftie with good arm to go be a pitcher

[Rhyis.]

i remember jerry rice brought in a dude to retrain him to catch balls from young. spent a whole off season on it

[Weltall]

Also Super Bowl champion Jared Lorenzon

RIP. I am pretty sure dude died.

[Rhyis.]

upon greater reflection the tunsil trade looks even more amazing for the fins learning that tua is a left handed qb

[Xno Kappa]

upon greater reflection the tunsil trade looks even more amazing for the fins learning that tua is a left handed qb

Yeah I was just thinking about that when kran brought it up lol

[Mertron]

good afternoon chargers fans

hunter henry, tibia fracture

[Rhyis.]

dude it must suck to be a chargers fan every year lol

[Krandor]

Time to bring back Antonio Gates.

Again.