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  1. 2020-07-22 11:26 #20781
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    i've never nutted in a sock either, who -are- these people
  2. 2020-07-22 11:27 #20782
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    https://twitter.com/starwarstuff/sta...746083330?s=19

    Don't think we have a general star wars thread so I'm posting this here cause I'm excited

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    You just lit the Xno signal he will be here momentarily to call us all a bundle of sticks
  3. 2020-07-22 11:27 #20783
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    i've never nutted in a sock either, who -are- these people
    teenagers that dont wash their own sheets
  4. 2020-07-22 11:29 #20784
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    i did fancy a wank once after pumping pressurized fluids for Halliburton and nutted on a pitch-black rural country road in fuckin nowhere land at like 2am

    shame level was moderate
  5. 2020-07-22 11:31 #20785
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    i did fancy a wank once after pumping pressurized fluids for Halliburton and nutted on a pitch-black rural country road in fuckin nowhere land at like 2am

    shame level was moderate
    What
  6. 2020-07-22 11:32 #20786
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    i dunno how i'd survive without porn during this pandemic. my balls would look like the dogs in van wilder
  7. 2020-07-22 11:34 #20787
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondue View Post
    What
    exactly
  8. 2020-07-22 11:35 #20788
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    i did fancy a wank once after pumping pressurized fluids for Halliburton and nutted on a pitch-black rural country road in fuckin nowhere land at like 2am

    shame level was moderate
  9. 2020-07-22 11:38 #20789
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    oh man I'm so glad Tucker harassed her
  10. 2020-07-22 11:45 #20790
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    https://twitter.com/ReptileGames/sta...861287424?s=19

    Yoooo a spiritual successor to JSR appears

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  11. 2020-07-22 12:54 #20791
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    You just lit the Xno signal he will be here momentarily to call us all a bundle of sticks
    Sorry. Was stuck in traffic.

    Take that shit the fuck outta spam salad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    yeah, much of the pron out there is no good for me and i hafta opt for the imagination masturbation 9 out of 10
    Have you tried making your own porn? Its fun.
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    i have completed my online ethics certifications for the year, no punching or molesting the students or coworkers for me

    also if there is an active shooter, pray for a quick death
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    there was also boring FERPA stuff in there but i fast forwarded those videos, no one cares about student records
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Sorry. Was stuck in traffic.

    Take that shit the fuck outta spam salad!
    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Have you tried making your own porn? Its fun.
    Got any with your wife in it? Just asking questions here

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  17. 2020-07-22 15:42 #20797
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Have you tried making your own porn? Its fun.
    He's not wrong
  18. 2020-07-22 16:05 #20798
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    I had to see this so now you do too

    https://twitter.com/jarsilver/status...140485632?s=19
  19. 2020-07-22 16:29 #20799
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    bleh

    post the porn of your wife instead, make sure you’re cropped out of it tho
  20. 2020-07-22 16:32 #20800
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    this is why archi is the d crew in the entertainment world. he doesn't give the people what they want
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