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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    My 6 year old needed something more engrossing to read, so I got him a Smithsonian History book for kids

    and now my wife is mad at me because he's learning about the trans-Atlantic slave trade and the Holocaust
    the first books i read on my own were this series of illustrated volumes about World War 2 where the author would say something like "20% of housing in London was damaged during the Luftwaffe's bombing campaign" and then show 5 little houses and 1 of them going kaboom so be careful or this is where your son will wind up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    if you say so boss, couldnt be me
    why not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Tyson Fury seems pretty cool for Gypsy if you ignore all his homophobic and anti-Semitic views.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    we’re done for, skynet releasing these things out in the wild
    ive been thinking about this and if i ever saw one of these things like, roaming my neighborhood at night, or in my yard when im laying in my hammock, i would just immediately assume im dead

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    bruh pick that thing up and put it in a tin foil lined box and you just made like $100,000 on the dark web

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    I dont know the details of the dark web but that seems like something you can figure out after you dognap it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    why not
    ok first of all

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    Day please, I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams.
    Look up Teacher of Magic on p hub you’re welcome

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    what's second of all

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    you know how sometimes youll buy off brand stuff and its not really a big deal but with somethings like peanut butter or mayo you want the real deal, its a lot like that

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    i would be absolutely fascinated if i saw one of those boston dynamics robots walkin around and i'd probably disrupt my day trying to track down the operators and go talk to them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    ruth bader gainsburg
    boo this man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    you know how sometimes youll buy off brand stuff and its not really a big deal but with somethings like peanut butter or mayo you want the real deal, its a lot like that
    Off brand Oreos are just the worst, they don’t hit the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    ok first of all
    I wish you'd been here earlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    you know how sometimes youll buy off brand stuff and its not really a big deal but with somethings like peanut butter or mayo you want the real deal, its a lot like that
    That 50 cents you saved by getting the off-brand is never worth it.

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    But isn't pussy like milk? IE brands don't really matter and non-dairy milks exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    But isn't pussy like milk? IE brands don't really matter and non-dairy milks exist.
    its subjective i would think

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    some people only drink milk from a creamery in a glass bottle which depending on how you feel is vastly superior to the mass produced stuff

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    some peeps only drink whole milk and others are fine with skim, probably not much utility in shaming either group

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    That 50 cents you saved by getting the off-brand is never worth it.
    Not always true. I'll save some coin by getting Costco brand vodka, toilet paper, etc over named brand stuff. Hell, their vodka is produced by the same company that does Grey Goose.

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