2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[thetruepandagod]

for example my family dynamic is that my parents are hot and i am not so

[Andalusian girls]

hey pal you're hot enough you're just not your parents in their primes hot

[thetruepandagod]

who are you to be so nice on this day

[BaneTheBrawler]

(and in California workers get 3 days of paid sick leave anyway)

oh wow, three whole days

[Day]

oh wow, three whole days

i was thinking it

[Milkster]

oh wow, three whole days

I was wondering if that was supposed to be impressive.

[archibaldcrane]

I was wondering if that was supposed to be impressive.

Compared to other states

Yes, very

[archibaldcrane]

I mean ya, as she is spending more than what she pays in rent to buy coke from me.

You should get her fired and evict her so she can get you arrested for dealing coke

As a bit

[NynJa]

Offichah, my old landlord evicted me, btw you got any of that crack?

[Rhyis.]

Imma tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks.

[Milkster]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJX2h3q8/

The perfect girl to beat up Mert then cuddle him at night.

[Milkster]

Men: i don't know why she talks to me like I'm dumb.
Also Men: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJX2LCPm/

[Zealot]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJX2h3q8/

The perfect girl to beat up Mert then cuddle him at night.

I dated a broad like that for awhile. I might have actually stuck with her except that she got high pretty much every time we were going to see each other and that got unappealing.

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[Dimmauk]

Men: i don't know why she talks to me like I'm dumb.
Also Men: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJX2LCPm/

I would have been like I don't know whose bun that is in the oven.

[Mertron]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJX2h3q8/

The perfect girl to beat up Mert then cuddle him at night.

no

she needs to be out of shape so it hurts less but is more humiliating

[Mertron]

jesus christ don’t you know anything

[Melena]

RIP TPG

On a related note

Melena are you trying to get COVID-19?

Meh, was either go somewhere and possibly get covid, or sit at home and potentially die of alcohol poisoning. My mental health since my dad died and all the family bullshit started has seriously deteriorated to where I'm getting maybe 4-5 hours of sleep a night and barely getting out of bed just to go to work.

So yeah unless I'm in my hotel room mask is on and still staying as distant from people as possible. Just trying to find the slightest bit of joy and happiness in life at the moment.

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[NynJa]

Have you considered having sex with someones wife?

[Melena]

Have you considered having sex with someones wife?

Had a fuck date Wednesday night with someone whose divorced. Does that count?

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[NynJa]

Did it help?