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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    I’m 100% in the dark here do you put it up your butt or what
    technically you can put every drug in your butt

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    I’m 100% in the dark here do you put it up your butt or what
    You inhale it to make it easier to shove stuff up your butt. Lots of dudes do it to jerk off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Sounds gay.
    Why you guys aint listen to me

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    Went down a YouTube rabbit hole watching clips about one of my favorite movies, Clue, from 1985. The French maid Yvette was so smoking hot. Found the actresses’ name, Colleen Camp. Turns out she was in a bunch of other movies and even was a Playboy centerfold in 1979. Then I went too far. I wanted to see what she looked like in present day. Well, she is 67 now...and...woof. Don’t look her up if you don’t want to damage your nostalgia boner.

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    i'd say i'm surprised to learn that there's a drug that is specifically created to loosen your asshole for recreational purposes but i'm not

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    also clue was a great flick

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    madeline kahn was in so much great shit

    rip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    i'd say i'm surprised to learn that there's a drug that is specifically created to loosen your asshole for recreational purposes but i'm not
    Technically NSAIDs, muscle relaxers, depressants (downers) etc. All loosen your butthole.

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    hence what i said

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    Alcohol also loosens bootyholes

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    Damn I miss pre-2012 poppers now. TLDR - Some Tiger King style shit went down with the dude who owned the factory that makes 90% of the USA's booty hole loosening juice. Except tiger king was way more classy.

    The boys that inherited the place don't have quite the same quality control, and I like not going blind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Technically NSAIDs, muscle relaxers, depressants (downers) etc. All loosen your butthole.
    uppers and downers loosen the butthole?

    seems like the butthole is just always down for a good time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Went down a YouTube rabbit hole watching clips about one of my favorite movies, Clue, from 1985. The French maid Yvette was so smoking hot. Found the actresses’ name, Colleen Camp. Turns out she was in a bunch of other movies and even was a Playboy centerfold in 1979. Then I went too far. I wanted to see what she looked like in present day. Well, she is 67 now...and...woof. Don’t look her up if you don’t want to damage your nostalgia boner.
    Speaking of nostalgia boners, I discovered that the legend Heather Brooke is making new videos again. Her fake tits are now 1980s proportioned and it's gross but otherwise she looks surprisingly ok.

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    get some help

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Speaking of nostalgia boners, I discovered that the legend Heather Brooke is making new videos again. Her fake tits are now 1980s proportioned and it's gross but otherwise she looks surprisingly ok.
    Oh, I will def have to check that out later. Those grainy ass videos that took me all day to download on dial up in 2002 were amazing when I was 16.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondue View Post
    get some help
    nofap fondue

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    So this why the Cowboys are cursed?

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJcy31cv/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    So this why the Cowboys are cursed?

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJcy31cv/
    the patriots have won the same amount of super bowls as the amount of people aaron hernandez murdered
    the ravens have won the same amount of super bowls as the amount of people ray lewis murdered

    irv should've followed through with the deed. the football gods demand blood sacrifices