2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[D44kpunk]

Yes

[Dimmauk]

I felt fancy last night. I made fresh tomato sauce (from grated tomatoes, not canned) and meatballs. While that was cooking I put together a cheese board with nice prosciutto, some brie, lambchopper, and rascal and sliced baguette. Got a fire going in the fireplace and the wife and I sat and ate cheese and meat.

If not for the baby I'm sure I would have got laid last night. Babies ruin everything.

Kids are the worst Cockblockers. Its like they have a sixth sense when their parents are trying to fuck. You just have to power through and get some.

[Fondue]

it wasn’t even something i did, it was a coworker who would yell “INS” whenever he drove by mexicans, but they nailed our whole department for it

rip grandma

[KuroTsuki]

Can't remember in which thread we were talking about MGS, but Dunkey posted this yesterday lol

https://youtu.be/aaLiLRVeaZA

[KuroTsuki]

"The only problem is Metal Gears are now merged with the technology of a cow."

[Demosthenes]

Can't remember in which thread we were talking about MGS, but Dunkey posted this yesterday lol

https://youtu.be/aaLiLRVeaZA

what a crock of shit!

[Xno Kappa]

“The vampire then throws Big Boss’ comatose body into a fire because he forgot what the storyline was.”

Lmao

[tyven]

Then in metal gear solid 5 you play as venom snake

[Xno Kappa]

I’m disappointed he didn’t go into Revengeance for more plot lulz.

[KuroTsuki]

Lol, yeah

[Melena]

Kids are the worst Cockblockers. Its like they have a sixth sense when their parents are trying to fuck. You just have to power through and get some.

One of the many reasons why Astylla and I don't have kids.

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[Fiye]

Kids are the worst Cockblockers. Its like they have a sixth sense when their parents are trying to fuck. You just have to power through and get some.

For fucking real. Real mood killer when you're on top and the kid SLAMS THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN and you gotta pretend like the last 20 minutes hasn't been some lust driven bullshit.

[Fiye]

So my workplace's web blocker just broke and now I have full access to the internet and now I'm extremely fucking scared.

[Dimmauk]

One of the many reasons why Astylla and I don't have kids.

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But they are so dang cute though.

We dressed up as pirates and went to the Texas Renaissance festival this weekend.

Spoiler: show

[Milkster]

For fucking real. Real mood killer when you're on top and the kid SLAMS THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN and you gotta pretend like the last 20 minutes hasn't been some lust driven bullshit.

Locks.

[Xno Kappa]

[Fondue]

its supposed to snow for an hour at 9am and niggas already leaving work smh head why did you even show up today

[Andalusian girls]

fam i am so fuckin over this grad program. have spent the majority of this quarter begging for money from cunty bureaucrats through grant proposals, lecturing hungover date rapist frat boys, trying to avoid interdepartmental horseshit squabbling because cognitive cohort lead does not get along with behavioral's, and receiving formless red checks from apathetic advisors that have clearly checked out. feel like Gale from BB, still love the science but spend the majority of my time doing anything but it.

[Andalusian girls]

basically i'm sayin if anyone knows of a spare job for a semi-skilled 31 year old that would rather work outside and talk about European history lmk

[Fondue]

tour guide at a plantation?