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  1. #22981
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Describing people you've banged in the wildest one-sentence way possible is always fun.

    That Irish pageant winner was interesting

  2. #22982
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    One girl had an apartment? in her dad's, uh, machine shop?

    Pounding her out and then sneaking out when the 5 am shift was arriving to work was funny

    She also squirted but that's neither here nor there

    Like someone shotgunned a warm beer on you

  3. #22983

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I used to be partially fluent in French because my professor was an ex-Marine who taught French to the armed forces and was just an all around awesome dude. I never kept it up after Freshman year in college and barely remember anything now but I just plowed an Olympic medalist's daughter and that was the story I came here to tell but we were all on about language skills and I wanted to fit in.

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    If that was Kurt Angle’s daughter you are fucking dead IT’S TRUE

  4. #22984
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I used to be partially fluent in French because my professor was an ex-Marine who taught French to the armed forces and was just an all around awesome dude. I never kept it up after Freshman year in college and barely remember anything now but I just plowed an Olympic medalist's daughter and that was the story I came here to tell but we were all on about language skills and I wanted to fit in.

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    Zealot doing his best Weltall humble brag impression.

  5. #22985
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Do you have a passport Zealot? Pretty sure no one does on BG besides him.

  6. #22986
    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    I actually just had my brand new passport mailed to me and it got here a month before quarantine started.

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  7. #22987
    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    Aw dang I don't have my big eye roll smiley saved.

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  8. #22988
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    if you were plowing olympic medalists i'd be impressed but the daughter could be terrible

  9. #22989
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Or Hispanic.

  10. #22990
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    What is that supposed to be, I can't see anything but tacos

  11. #22991
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    its pineapple sliced by a retard

  12. #22992
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    https://twitter.com/bugpilled/status...818985986?s=20

    all of my absolute banger tweets that only archie or aoe see and this "lol" is getting over 700 likes smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    https://twitter.com/bugpilled/status...818985986?s=20

    all of my absolute banger tweets that only archie or aoe see and this "lol" is getting over 700 likes smh
    I remember when people would make fun of my "lol" posts. Now look at you

  14. #22994
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    sick world!

  15. #22995
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Do you have a passport Zealot? Pretty sure no one does on BG besides him.
    Bitch what I have a passport

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    you're just spare parts aren't you bud

  17. #22997
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    he's fucking 10-ply bud

  18. #22998
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    its pineapple sliced by a retard
    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Pretty sure no one does on BG besides him.

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