2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Demosthenes]

There's a video of a mayo man fucking a rat on Twitter. I refuse to hit play.

So what you're saying is you have limits. This is a surprise to me.

[Mertron]

i hope the rat consented

[Milkster]

i was more shocked by the people on the porch, but it was prolly west hollywood, i know gaga aint hiring no str8s

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMejAtbjL/

Gaga talking to her kids.

[Milkster]

So what you're saying is you have limits. This is a surprise to me.

After Mr. Hands, the man face fucking the fish in the river, the snake in the man's asshole.... I'm good.

[Milkster]

The video of David "Angel" Boreanaz saved the day

[thetruepandagod]

ayo archi, how did you go about figuring out what you charge for rent

[archibaldcrane]

ayo archi, how did you go about figuring out what you charge for rent

It was tough, most comps were closer to silverlake so more expensive, looked at Zillow estimates, talked to my realtor, but kinda pushed it and still got interest.

Unless you need it filled ASAP, I'd shoot high and see if you get nibbles first. Dunno how much the pandemic has affected the market though, we've had the same tenants for 3 years.

[archibaldcrane]

You renting a whole place out or just a room?

[archibaldcrane]

Even now I'm getting $475/mo more than the Zillow estimate. It's pretty tight.

[Day]

evil ass landlords smh

[Xno Kappa]

My tenants pay for my FF14 subscription. Feels good man.

[thetruepandagod]

You renting a whole place out or just a room?

rooms

It was tough, most comps were closer to silverlake so more expensive, looked at Zillow estimates, talked to my realtor, but kinda pushed it and still got interest.

Unless you need it filled ASAP, I'd shoot high and see if you get nibbles first. Dunno how much the pandemic has affected the market though, we've had the same tenants for 3 years.

honestly i'm trying to price out one of the tenants, but also raise the rent overall anyway

edit: damn zillow estimate for house went up by like 240k in the last month, and that's without them knowing i illegally added a new bathroom

[archibaldcrane]

240k in a month? That doesn't make any sense.

But rooms are probably easier, just look at local listings, a room is a room.

[thetruepandagod]

person 100 feet from my house paying 800 for a double so 1600 a room and im charging 850 a room. time to double up.

[thetruepandagod]

240k in a month? That doesn't make any sense.

i agree, but i don't know how trustworthy the zillow estimate is

[archibaldcrane]

Jesus Christ, that's more than both my houses combined lol.

[archibaldcrane]

Check the redfin estimate, I think it's more accurate for one of my houses.

[archibaldcrane]

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/...895601154?s=19

[Day]

so glad im dying in a few decades

[Day]

the pods, the bots, the AI, the bugs, the DNA modifying vaccines, the cloud seeding chemtrails, cant take much more boys