2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

**NynJa** · 2021-01-13 09:40

If they're destroying their back permanently, they have poor lifting posture.

**Mertron** · 2021-01-13 10:17

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

the patriots have won the same amount of super bowls as the amount of people aaron hernandez murdered
the ravens have won the same amount of super bowls as the amount of people ray lewis murdered

irv should've followed through with the deed. the football gods demand blood sacrifices

did the eagles win one super bowl because of mike vick, and if so, does that mean dog blood is less valuable than human blood? we only got one

so far

**Day** · 2021-01-13 11:21

https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/statu...791646720?s=19

**Rhyis.** · 2021-01-13 11:23

Originally Posted by Mertron

did the eagles win one super bowl because of mike vick, and if so, does that mean dog blood is less valuable than human blood? we only got one

so far

one would assume the allfather would be more pleased with a human sacrifice but i can't say i'm an expert on the subject

**Anoat** · 2021-01-13 12:05

I’m deleting Tinder and just going to use Bumble from now. Tinder is literally only fake accounts, fat chicks, and girls trying to get followers on IG, Snap, or OnlyFans. At least Bumble requires verification you a real person.

**thetruepandagod** · 2021-01-13 12:12

friends seem to like hinge

**NynJa** · 2021-01-13 12:34

Originally Posted by Anoat

I’m deleting Tinder and just going to use Bumble from now. Tinder is literally only fake accounts, fat chicks, and girls trying to get followers on IG, Snap, or OnlyFans. At least Bumble requires verification you a real person.

So its not just my Tinder that looks this way.

**archibaldcrane** · 2021-01-13 12:35

Pretty wild that Tinder makes no effort to clean up their userbase to prevent shit like that

**Day** · 2021-01-13 12:52

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/13...017860615?s=19

**Roranora** · 2021-01-13 13:05

worm lo mein is a superfood bruh

**Anoat** · 2021-01-13 14:39

Eating worms is so 2020 Day

**Dimmauk** · 2021-01-13 16:44

Originally Posted by Anoat

Went down a YouTube rabbit hole watching clips about one of my favorite movies, Clue, from 1985. The French maid Yvette was so smoking hot. Found the actresses’ name, Colleen Camp. Turns out she was in a bunch of other movies and even was a Playboy centerfold in 1979. Then I went too far. I wanted to see what she looked like in present day. Well, she is 67 now...and...woof. Don’t look her up if you don’t want to damage your nostalgia boner.

Dude, I went down a Clue rabbit hole recently. One of my favorite movies. Colleen Camp was also in a ton of famous movies.
Check out this story

Not many people know who Lee Ving was, just know him as Mr. Boddy

**Anoat** · 2021-01-13 17:24

I guess Tim Curry had a major stroke a couple years ago and is wheelchair bound and watching clips of him at conventions interacting with fans now is pretty bittersweet.

**archibaldcrane** · 2021-01-13 18:05

Everything about this lol

**Milkster** · 2021-01-13 18:39

Mert, you ever think about your students filming content while they're in class and you're on mute?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJcbfmjA/

**Mertron** · 2021-01-13 19:05

i am mostly worried they are filming me and positing it somewhere so people will know i am a fraud

**Qalbert** · 2021-01-13 19:07

you were spaghetti squash the whole time

**Mertron** · 2021-01-13 19:09

im actually maggot-like worms

**Day** · 2021-01-13 19:13

what if you believed this kind of thing

https://twitter.com/magalawbrian/sta...446044674?s=19

**Mertron** · 2021-01-13 19:18

Originally Posted by Day

what if you believed this kind of thing

https://twitter.com/magalawbrian/sta...446044674?s=19

sir, does this mean Anne Margaret is not coming?

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