BG Confessional

[Abandon]

was a party on base about 10 years ago, and a friend of mine and his girl got into it, and she ran to the car to go cry. i went in there about an hour later to get my jacket and ended up driving his car back to my place and smashin his girl, and we dated for almost 2 years

[Salodin]

was a party on base about 10 years ago, and a friend of mine and his girl got into it, and she ran to the car to go cry. i went in there about an hour later to get my jacket and ended up driving his car back to my place and smashin his girl, and we dated for almost 2 years

Well clearly the friend had the right idea if she was willing to do this lol

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[Dimmauk]

It was dim

Salad wishes LOL

[Andalusian girls]

had this long-term on and off lover for like three years who was the wooooooorst but had no gag reflex so yolo until one day she tried to sabotage my friendship with a dear pal by lying her ass off and spreading the bad rumors about me so i was like aight ho that's what's up and strategically planned an evening in which me her my best friend and her best friend went out, end of the night we went back to mine and my besto needed a ride home and i was like aight lover go give him a ride home then come back we'll be waiting so naturally she did that and when she walked back in i was clapping her best friend's cheeks like they owed me money and then she ran out crying and never talked to me again fin

[Andalusian girls]

in summation don't talk no shit won't be no shit

[Krandor]

I appreciate that you posted that as one gigantic run on sentence

[Salodin]

Salad wishes LOL

If I had to choose between your wife, and who it was, well...LOL

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[Anoat]

had this long-term on and off lover for like three years who was the wooooooorst but had no gag reflex so yolo until one day she tried to sabotage my friendship with a dear pal by lying her ass off and spreading the bad rumors about me so i was like aight ho that's what's up and strategically planned an evening in which me her my best friend and her best friend went out, end of the night we went back to mine and my besto needed a ride home and i was like aight lover go give him a ride home then come back we'll be waiting so naturally she did that and when she walked back in i was clapping her best friend's cheeks like they owed me money and then she ran out crying and never talked to me again fin

So like was her best friend in on this? Sounds like she chose her best friend pretty poorly.

[Salodin]

had this long-term on and off lover for like three years who was the wooooooorst but had no gag reflex so yolo until one day she tried to sabotage my friendship with a dear pal by lying her ass off and spreading the bad rumors about me so i was like aight ho that's what's up and strategically planned an evening in which me her my best friend and her best friend went out, end of the night we went back to mine and my besto needed a ride home and i was like aight lover go give him a ride home then come back we'll be waiting so naturally she did that and when she walked back in i was clapping her best friend's cheeks like they owed me money and then she ran out crying and never talked to me again fin

Fuckkkkkk lmaoooo

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[Anoat]

I once cockblocked myself and sent a poor girl from tinder into hysterical crying over her insecurities by remarking “what the fuck” while making out. She had a prosthetic leg. I had only learned this like 30 minutes beforehand and had completely forgotten about it. It surprised me. She cried, I went home with blue balls, pretty terrible all around.

[Salodin]

I once cockblocked myself and sent a poor girl from tinder into hysterical crying over her insecurities by remarking “what the fuck” while making out. She had a prosthetic leg. I had only learned this like 30 minutes beforehand and had completely forgotten about it. It surprised me. She cried, I went home with blue balls, pretty terrible all around.

You're an asshole lmao

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[Andalusian girls]

So like was her best friend in on this? Sounds like she chose her best friend pretty poorly.

she was not in on it but she was a ho and i am handsome so

[Andalusian girls]

It surprised me.

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

[Andalusian girls]

i've been drunk but not sure i've been Anoat-forgets-about-a-girl's-missing-leg drunk

[NynJa]

I once cockblocked myself and sent a poor girl from tinder into hysterical crying over her insecurities by remarking “what the fuck” while making out. She had a prosthetic leg. I had only learned this like 30 minutes beforehand and had completely forgotten about it. It surprised me. She cried, I went home with blue balls, pretty terrible all around.

DUDE LMAO

[AoE]

Anoat winning so far.

[Abandon]

oh shit lmao

[Dimmauk]

I once cockblocked myself and sent a poor girl from tinder into hysterical crying over her insecurities by remarking “what the fuck” while making out. She had a prosthetic leg. I had only learned this like 30 minutes beforehand and had completely forgotten about it. It surprised me. She cried, I went home with blue balls, pretty terrible all around.

Fucking LOL

[Rhyis.]

on the flip side i've gotten a bj from a one legged stripper

[Dimmauk]

on the flip side i've gotten a bj from a one legged stripper

I've only gotten a BJ from one person ever, and I'm married to her.