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    Black Guy from Predator.
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    then how do you know if you're getting good beejs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    then how do you know if you're getting good beejs
    Because he compares how she sucks him off to how she sucks the BBC off

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    oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Because he compares how she sucks him off to how she sucks the BBC off

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    jesus lmao

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    This shit low-key makes me cringe, mistakingly imagining Ragnell fingering his girl. I know he has one good hand still but you never know and I don't have the heart to ask even though he's my boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Because he compares how she sucks him off to how she sucks the BBC off

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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    i've been drunk but not sure i've been Anoat-forgets-about-a-girl's-missing-leg drunk
    Holy fuck , lol. I fucking nearly spit my drink out reading this and I have to agree. And I've been pretty fucking wasted before to the point of no memory of being beaten so hard that I had bruises for over a month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    I've only gotten a BJ from one person ever, and I'm married to her.
    Damn I can't even inagine that , though will say I've given more than my share of first ones. Having an oral fixation has it's advantages sometimes.

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    Bruh

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    This shit low-key makes me cringe, mistakingly imagining Ragnell fingering his girl. I know he has one good hand still but you never know and I don't have the heart to ask even though he's my boy.
    He makes up for it by eating ass.

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    Hes still got 3 fingers left, right? Did BG ever buy him that special needs controller for xbox? Lmao

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    I was tired of this girl bugging me so I told her that everyone she loves would be better off if she was dead

    She tried to kill herself that night

    Mutual friends were not pleased

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Hes still got 3 fingers left, right? Did BG ever buy him that special needs controller for xbox? Lmao

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    Ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    I was tired of this girl bugging me so I told her that everyone she loves would be better off if she was dead

    She tried to kill herself that night

    Mutual friends were not pleased
    I thought yall were assholes just cause you post on BG

    But nope. Were all assholes irl too. Good to know

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    Can we just rename this thread "why I'm an asshole" instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    Holy fuck , lol. I fucking nearly spit my drink out reading this and I have to agree. And I've been pretty fucking wasted before to the point of no memory of being beaten so hard that I had bruises for over a month.Damn I can't even inagine that , though will say I've given more than my share of first ones. Having an oral fixation has it's advantages sometimes.

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    ok what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    I thought yall were assholes just cause you post on BG

    But nope. Were all assholes irl too. Good to know

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    BGers meeting up usually leads to good laffs. Sath and I had a bender for the ages and CS is just unstoppable (and apparently unfuckable, as he enjoys shoving his foot into his mouth right when things start to look good)

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    Didnt CS turn out to be gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Didnt CS turn out to be gay?
    Not gay, celibate.

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    i havent the slightest clue tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Not gay, celibate.

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    if so, not by choice. dude simply cannot stop saying stupid shit in public


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