every year i tell you bitches to take the road team and the points in this round, but this year we can’t do that because of kork coupons
1. the texans have more talent than the bills, but we’ve already seen the bills beat a more talented team on the road in the state of Texas this year: theyre better coached and have a better defense, and should be able to limit watson. tre white should hopefully be able to blanket hopkins, and will fuller is unlikely to play. i think mcdermott outcoaches obrien, bills win outright.
2. titans pats should be interesting. the pats offense has been pretty bad of late, and their defense has not lived up to “best defense of all time” standards; they went 4-4 down the stretch against better competition than their undefeated start. they are still at home though, and have the whole brady/Belichick thing to rely on I guess. tannehill has been playing well but who knows how he’ll play in this spot on the road in what should be less than ideal weather. but, the titans can run the ball with Henry, and maybe their receivers can make a few plays here and there. I think the pats win, but I like the titans +5.5
3. I think the saints are going to murder the Vikings. ok maybe not murder but I like them to cover the 7.5. the saints at home are going to be a nightmare for kork coupons, who has yet to ever win any game of substance, and I can see Diggs glaring at him on the sideline all game. maybe cook can have a good game running but if the saints jump out on offense it should take that away from the Vikings soon enough.
4. A list of eagles offensive players who started all 16 games this year:
C Kelce
LG Seumalo
QB CARSON WENTZ MOTHERFUCKERS! (the only qb to throw a td pass in every game this year!)
Anywho that was fun, the eagles are gonna lose. I think it’ll be a close game, but that just means russell wilson will end all the fun and games in the fourth quarter as he wildly scrambles around and throws 360 no-scope passes down the field to some white tight end who will be wide open against sidney jones; at least I think sidney jones was covering him, hard to tell when he’s like 20 yards away. the only hope for the eagles is a turnover-free game from them, while the seahawks can’t get much going running with lynch having eaten too many skittles in the last sixth months, and the Seahawks O-line struggling with cox, jernigan, graham, etc. leading to some sacks wilson can’t get out of. but the smart play is the Seahawks covering the 1 point.
anywho
bills +3, win outright
titans +5, ...fuck it I’ll pick them to win outright
saints -7.5
Seahawks -1.5
long live carson wentz