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    2019 NFL Wildcard Playoff: Kork Coupons Ruins the Annual Trend

    every year i tell you bitches to take the road team and the points in this round, but this year we can’t do that because of kork coupons

    1. the texans have more talent than the bills, but we’ve already seen the bills beat a more talented team on the road in the state of Texas this year: theyre better coached and have a better defense, and should be able to limit watson. tre white should hopefully be able to blanket hopkins, and will fuller is unlikely to play. i think mcdermott outcoaches obrien, bills win outright.

    2. titans pats should be interesting. the pats offense has been pretty bad of late, and their defense has not lived up to “best defense of all time” standards; they went 4-4 down the stretch against better competition than their undefeated start. they are still at home though, and have the whole brady/Belichick thing to rely on I guess. tannehill has been playing well but who knows how he’ll play in this spot on the road in what should be less than ideal weather. but, the titans can run the ball with Henry, and maybe their receivers can make a few plays here and there. I think the pats win, but I like the titans +5.5

    3. I think the saints are going to murder the Vikings. ok maybe not murder but I like them to cover the 7.5. the saints at home are going to be a nightmare for kork coupons, who has yet to ever win any game of substance, and I can see Diggs glaring at him on the sideline all game. maybe cook can have a good game running but if the saints jump out on offense it should take that away from the Vikings soon enough.

    4. A list of eagles offensive players who started all 16 games this year:
    C Kelce
    LG Seumalo
    QB CARSON WENTZ MOTHERFUCKERS! (the only qb to throw a td pass in every game this year!)

    Anywho that was fun, the eagles are gonna lose. I think it’ll be a close game, but that just means russell wilson will end all the fun and games in the fourth quarter as he wildly scrambles around and throws 360 no-scope passes down the field to some white tight end who will be wide open against sidney jones; at least I think sidney jones was covering him, hard to tell when he’s like 20 yards away. the only hope for the eagles is a turnover-free game from them, while the seahawks can’t get much going running with lynch having eaten too many skittles in the last sixth months, and the Seahawks O-line struggling with cox, jernigan, graham, etc. leading to some sacks wilson can’t get out of. but the smart play is the Seahawks covering the 1 point.

    anywho

    bills +3, win outright
    titans +5, ...fuck it I’ll pick them to win outright
    saints -7.5
    Seahawks -1.5

    long live carson wentz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    I’m not sure what a kv team is. Is this a cfl thing? Rhyis please help out here.
    i am not sure why my phone autocorrected to King Vinegarroon but please accept this nice tall glass of fuck off as an apology

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    go eagles

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    also the lines changed from yesterday, the ones at the bottom are right, a couple in the write-up were off. losing some of the half-points is unfortunate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mina View Post
    go eagles

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    Debatable that the bills have less talent but moot since you picked them anyway. I think they just have less sexy talent than Texans (Watson, Hopkins)

    I think the Texans would have a good shot at home in their dome but not in the freezing fucking cold of buffalo

    I'm making the same picks ATS except for Vikings to cover because fuck the saints.

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    Picking based on who I think will win not who I want to win:
    texans (they been here before and I think they can at least take the bills on, wouldn't be surprised if the bills win but I think the texans will get this W before they get smacked by whoever is up next)
    patriots (i'll pick them until they actually do die okay)
    saints (2019 Brees better than 2019 Rodgers and 2019 Brady, or at least has the better team combined with him not showing weakness)
    seahawks (just wilson magic things, I hate it, I run from it, but the NFCW knows its still alive and well)

    Edit: I feel dirty from these picks.

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    My heart wants the Eagles to win, but my mind knows the Football gods are demanding a rubber match between the Niners and Seahawks. Of course, that can be all fubar'd if the Saints have Saints type luck and the Vikings pull another rabbit out of their hat.

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    Not just football gods, people who have no dogs in the playoffs right now would want to see 9ers face Seahawks then 9ers face Saints then 9ers face Ravens for big games.
    I'd rather not ya'll. My heart can't handle any more of these games.

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    Am I terrible for wanting the saints to lose by another crazy egregious ref fuck up?

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    Technically if they lose to the Vikings they can continue screeching about how this is all because of the refs not calling DPI on the Niners @ Seahawks.

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    If they hadn't gotten their shit kicked by the falcons they wouldn't have to worry about it

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    i picked the iggles and kc to head to the show so i guess that's still in play

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    the afc wild card seems kinda irrelevant. the ravens vs chiefs seems like a forgone conclusion

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    Saw a statistic today that all the AFC QB’s not named Tom Brady have a combined 4 starts in the postseason. Tom Brady himself? 40.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    the afc wild card seems kinda irrelevant. the ravens vs chiefs seems like a forgone conclusion
    Nah Brady gonna lose to Lamar twice.

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    Kid beats the old man, he retires, Lamar Jackson RG3's next season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    Nah Brady gonna lose to Lamar twice.
    your post, in connection to what you quoted, confuses me sir

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