welp, the season is about to be over, and if you are reading this, there is a 95% chance your team is not winning the super bowl (i will adjust these numbers if tweek shows up, or liquidfiend shows up to proclaim he always loved andy reid).
if you’s gambling on the spread or money line or other such boring nonsense, we went 8-2 through the playoffs and will take the chiefs -1.5
but no one wants to be boring, TO THE PROP BETS
https://mobile.betonline.ag/sports/f...ops/super-bowl
NATIONAL ANTHEM: people are saying they have timed lovato doing other national anthems and the line is too high, pointing to people possibly having inside information on her dragging it out. f that, we go under 2 min 1s
WILL ANY PLAYER RAISE A FIST DURING THE ANTHEM: the yes is +600. cmon sherman you can do it
COIN TOSS: heads, whatever
GATORADE COLOR: folks, there’s shenanigans afoot here. last week purple was off the board, and as of today it is the favorite at +140, with people saying they will do it to honor Kobe. I find this absolutely ridiculous and think you should now sprinkle a little on both RED and CLEAR/WATER as both are above +300
MVP: it’s probably going to be a qb. If you want a long shot though, look at defensive players like Frank Clark or Bosa (Clark is +7000, Bosa is +3000. Look this is a dumb bet but there’s no value in betting on the qb)
WILL THERE BE A JOHN 3:16 SIGN SHOWN: this seems like a lock, but remember, they don’t show the crowd much during the game. avoid
WILL JOE BUCK OR TROY AIKMAN SAY THE WORD “PATRIOTS” DURING THE GAME: the yes is -300, but this is a lock. load up boys
WILL ANDY REID’S PUNT PASS KICK PHOTO BE SHOWN/MENTIONED: this is +150! DO IT
WILL JENNIFER LOPEZ AND SHAKIRA KISS DURING THE HALFTIME SHOW: +700. plz
I don’t like any of the prop bets about showing chest/ass cleavage during the performance
WILL TRUMP TWEET DURING THE GAME: doesn’t even have to be about football, of course he will. basically even money either way
WILL A DAN MARINO HIGHLIGHT BE SHOWN: yes is +550, i like it
WILL REVIS TWEET ABOUT SHERMAN DURING THE GAME: as soon as hill burns him, yes. +200
WHAT WILL BE HIGHER: NUMBER OF DAMIEN WILLIAMS CARRIES OR NUMBER OF TIMES ALEX BREGMAN IS HIT BY A PITCH THIS YEAR: lol (bregman is +150!)
WILL MORE THAN 2.5 PLAYERS ATTEMPT A PASS: sure
WILL MCNABB VOMITING BE SHOWN: is this here just to hurt my feelings
ok this has gone on long enough