Spam Virus Panic Levels

[NynJa]

Theyre gonna mummify their coronavirus bodies in toiletpaper.

[Roranora]

success today bros, infant ibuprofen GET

[Day]

nice!

[Roranora]

All are verifiable Trump quotes.

January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”

February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”

February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”

February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”

February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”

February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”

February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”

February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”

March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”

March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”

March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”

March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”

March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”

March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”

March 6: Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”

March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”

March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”

March 7: “We’ll hold tremendous rallies...I’m not concerned at all.”

March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on coronavirus.”

March 9: “This blindsided the world.”

March 10: "Our CoronaVirus Team has been doing a great job. Even Democrat governors have been VERY complimentary!"

March 11: "I am fully prepared to use the full power of the Federal Government to deal with our current challenge of the CoronaVirus!"

March 12: "108 countries are dealing with the CoronaVirus problem, some of which we are helping!"

March 13: "To this point, and because we have had a very strong border policy, we have had 40 deaths related to CoronaVirus. If we had weak or open borders, that number would be many times higher!"

March 13: "Today I am declaring a national emergency. Two very big words."

March 13. "No, I don't take responsibility at all. Because we were given a set of circumstances, given rules, regulations, and specifications from a different time. It wasn't meant for this kind of an event, with the kind of numbers that we are talking about."

March 13. "We have very strong emergency powers under the Stafford Act ... I have it memorized, practically, as to the powers in that act. And if I need to do something, I'll do it. I have the right to do a lot of things that people don't even know about."

quoting quotes cause quoted quotes quickly queue questions

[Roranora]

yeah... that was a reach

[AoE]

https://twitter.com/WrestIeFunnies/s...577013762?s=19

[Tokitoki]

Ended up going out to just grab things for our daughter and dinner tonight. Grocery store was busy, but they had like 6 check out lanes open and a manager directing people.

Pasta, canned beans, rice, and pasta sauce cleared out. Plenty of produce and meat.

I thought it'd be worse since they declared an emergency in my county yesterday and shut down the schools for the next two weeks.

Otherwise a productive run to the store.

[Mertron]

cases just exploded in my parents immediate area but they’re on vacation so now I’m more worried about me than them, rip

[Dimmauk]

I feel like this goes without saying but if you're panic bulk buying TP you're a moron

Seems someone has TP envy.

[Dimmauk]

https://twitter.com/WrestIeFunnies/s...577013762?s=19

Fucking LOL. You got me

[Andalusian girls]

https://twitter.com/WrestIeFunnies/s...577013762?s=19

thanks i love it

[Andalusian girls]

i nabbed emulators for SNES N64 GameCube Wii Wii-U PS1 PS2 PS3 and PSP a couple handles of Centenario and Glenlivet and multiple cartons of goldfish i'm ready for this quarantine

[Cail]

i nabbed emulators for SNES N64 Gamecube Wii Wii-U PS1 PS2 PS3 and PSP a couple handles of Centenario and Glenlivet and multiple cartons of goldfish i'm ready for this quarantine

Civ 6.

[Roranora]

are them fishes flavor blasted tho

[Andalusian girls]

everyone knows that's nothing but a racket for the jews

[Cail]

Parm. goldfish are the best

[Tokitoki]

I get the pizza goldfish when they're on super sale.

[Day]

https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/...875191809?s=19

[Mertron]

someone get a spam goldeneye server going and I’m in

[Mertron]

btw the county i live in in NJ has apparently become ground zero and im gonna die