RNC 2020: You’re Damn Right This Deserves Its Own Thread, Drinking Game Edition

[Mertron]

mike pompeo has this stupid fucking smile on his face the entire time, this is awesome

[Mertron]

he is literally smiling as he delivers a line about isis beheading people, he needs acting lessons from that planned parenthood lady

[Mertron]

JERUSALEM, THE RIGHTFUL CAPITAL OF THE HEBREW HOMELAND

there it is

[Mertron]

Melania time

[Mertron]

how did she get busted for plagiarism last time when no one can understand a word she says

[Mertron]

BOOM, COMMUNISM, THE FIRST LADY BROUGHT THE GOODS

[Mertron]

This speech is kinda nonsensical? It’s jumping around everywhere. I don’t think she has to worry about plagiarism this time

[Cail]

This speech is kinda nonsensical? It’s jumping around everywhere. I don’t think she has to worry about plagiarism this time

its a donald trump speech. whoops

[Mertron]

”We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.”

-Melania Trump

[Mertron]

(said in a thick accent)

[D44kpunk]

Think we should check if Biden has said something similar. Could still likely be plagiarized

[Xno Kappa]

Lol

[Cail]

-Melania Trump

[Mertron]

melania talking about all the countries she’s visited as First Lady with no real point to any of the stories, sounds like a seven year old talking about what they did over summer break

i went to africa and i saw a lion

[Mertron]

melania talking about all the countries she’s visited as First Lady with no real point to any of the stories, sounds like a seven year old talking about what they did over summer break

i went to africa and i saw a lion

”Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!”

-Melania Trump

[Mertron]

a special message to all the ladies out there, awwwwwww yeahhhhh

[Mertron]

they just had a close-up of donny’s face and it’s pretty clear he has no idea what this speech is about either

[D44kpunk]

I'm still not entirely convinced this isn't a Biden plagiarism. Someone pull that clip of him at the pool up

[Apelila]

There's a loooooooooooooot of false equivalence in that one minute.
Edit: Applies to any given minute of the convention I've seen, I garbled the quote I was replying to this:

you guys are fucked up. show the full context. can you imagine trying to be persuaded to go through PAS and then being successfully treated (?cured idk her case)?

[Mertron]