Projected Winner 2020: Fraud Unicorns

[Sho]

He said that Kamala was President. I asked "You think Biden will die?" and he says "No because Biden is a senile puppet."

I said at least she won't kill as many people with her puppet as Cheney did with his.

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Knowing your political viewpoints, you have my condolences for having such family members.

[Guitarman]

Biden just called Trump a demon in a roundabout way.

I am fucking loving this day.

[Gredival]

I am seriously worried I'm going to give him another heart attack lol

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[Byrthnoth]

I know this "I am the president of all Americans" schtick is necessary, but it really underlines how little is theoretically on the line for Republicans. They would either get a president that works only for them or they get a president that works for everyone if they weren't so bad at finding a candidate.

[TummieGaruda]

Supposedly at 6pm Pm pacific people are going to tweet @ trump “You’re Fired!”

[archibaldcrane]

File this under "shit I didn't know"

https://twitter.com/NPRJoeShapiro/st...526433281?s=19

[6souls]

https://twitter.com/RiotRogers/statu...21170652778497

https://twitter.com/RiotRogers/statu...20724055871489

[Mertron]

someone tell biden that opening remarks with “folks” is my thing and my lawyers will be in touch

[Andalusian girls]

God is kinda sus ngl

fuck them eagle's wings

[Andalusian girls]

better to masturbate to hentai in hell than fly on eagles' wings in heaven Joe that's Milton

[Vil]

He said that Kamala was President. I asked "You think Biden will die?" and he says "No because Biden is a senile puppet."

I said at least she won't kill as many people with her puppet as Cheney did with his.

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Earlier in the week, I saw a comment on Facebook, to which I thought "Did they just insinuate that this is the plot of The Manchurian Candidate in real life?"

[6souls]

FOOTBALL RETURNETH

[Mertron]

joe and kamala probably thought that confetti canon going off was an assassination attempt

[Sho]

Supposedly at 6pm Pm pacific people are going to tweet @ trump “You’re Fired!”

Excellent.

[Tymon]

LOL @ Kamala's husband freaking out about the confetti

[Mertron]

YOU MAKE MY DREAMSSSSSSS COME TRUEEEEEEE

[6souls]

joe and kamala probably thought that confetti canon going off was an assassination attempt

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status...56550605316097

[Mertron]

wanna do karate in the garage?

[Xno Kappa]

joe and kamala probably thought that confetti canon going off was an assassination attempt

Lmaoooo yo I thought the same shit for a sec.

[Cantih]

That bikini Gritty is a goddamn sleep paralysis demon.