RIP to a real one.
RIP to a real one.
not potato salad, but BBQ/party food:
take deli-sliced ham
apply cream cheese
place baby pickle on ham/cheese
roll it up
Optional: insert toothpick to hold in place
pickle wrap, bitches
Just eat the potato
Just eat the grapes who cares about wine
just eat the grass, why wait around for the cow
better yet, go straight to the source and start photosynthesizing like a boss
fuck that, skip the middle-man. become a self-sustaining fusion reaction.
now i am become death, destroyer of worlds
Just eat the potato
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Zealot bringing his potato salad to the party.
Update: it wasn't bad! It wasn't amazing, but it wasn't bad
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You should’ve just eaten the potato.
How did you do it?
Chipotle mayo, honey Dijon mustard, some dill relish, celery, red onion, celery salt, smoked paprika, and some salt with hardboiled egg whites.
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Would probably come out not looking like potato salad, ie more orange or brown, but the taste will probably range from alright to pretty good depending on your measurements.
what the fuck
If I was dating a woman who did that, I'd dump her ass on the spot.