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    The terrible husband Christmas thread - 2020 version

    Well everyone, it’s the time of year when I ask for help from the ladies of BG and the good husbands in BG to give me ideas for my wife for Christmas. Looking for fun gift ideas and electronics are a plus.

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    #1: Don't wait this long to ask/gift hunt. Something for 2021.

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    A baby yoda

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    Vibrator.

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    Comfy clothes and PJs are always good and easy. I bought my wife a record player last Christmas, so now I can get records as gifts. Got new White stripes and Pearl Jam Ten.

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    Baby Yoda Blanket.

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    A Baby Yoda-inspired doll

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/KooKooBrights

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    What the fuck is that. Talk about disturbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odesseiron View Post
    What the fuck is that. Talk about disturbing
    Something a terrible husband would buy.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I always buy myself a gift and make my husband wrap it to guarantee I get what I want. XD because as I can already see from this thread uhhhh guys don’t know what to get their women.

    This year I bought myself a sewing machine and Serger.


    But like if you actually want to get her a good gift, don’t be so vague. What is she in to normally?

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    I fucking hate Christmas, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, etc. I’m forced to get something for the wifey when I personally don’t fucking want shit.

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    Got my girl a designer bag, some skincare shit she wanted and a pan. Just asked her straight up because I can't do this "guess what I want" shit.

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    Give her the 5 inches of disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I always buy myself a gift and make my husband wrap it to guarantee I get what I want. XD because as I can already see from this thread uhhhh guys don’t know what to get their women.

    This year I bought myself a sewing machine and Serger.


    But like if you actually want to get her a good gift, don’t be so vague. What is she in to normally?
    Your husband is giving you a sewing machine? Seems chauvinistic. LOL

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    I'm thinking about giving my wife pots and pans, a vacuum cleaner and an exercise bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Your husband is giving you a sewing machine? Seems chauvinistic. LOL
    Yeah, gotta tell her with gifts that she's lazy around the house and kinda fat

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Your husband is giving you a sewing machine? Seems chauvinistic. LOL
    My current one breaks needles too easily.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    It's been a long time since I've done stuff as good as this one:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    It's been a long time since I've done stuff as good as this one:

    Dude, you need to wash your kids hair. Poor kid has plants growing out of their head.

    Also, totally adorable

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    A stud. Maybe check with Cream Soda

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