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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    The math simply does not add up

    Cat is 11 lbs.

    30 minutes of brushing produces about 30 lbs. of loose cat hair.

    Cat still has approximately 100% of her cat hair left on her body.

    Approximately 135% of that hair is loose.

    A 100% of that hair will end up on my mouse pad.

    If you know you know.

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    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    I have a brush for my cat that captures the fur you take off. I've filled it 5 times straight in one session and still had more fur coming off without any visible reduction in the fur on his body.

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    If you honestly expect cats to adhere to the laws of physics, idk how to tell you what's wrong with you.

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    Have you tried physically striking your cat with a water bottle?

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    What works for my shiba is using a soft brush in a circle motion to loosen all the fur, then the furminator to remove it all. Deshedding him is a freaking hour long process tho, really annoying

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    then the furminator to remove it all.
    What is this scorcery?

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    What is this scorcery?
    fucking ordered

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    Lol

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    2nd the furminator them shits work

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    I may have to get one for Guinness. I swear every time we brush her, the pile of fur could make another cat.

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    Works so well that the week following a deshedding my robovacuum is visually picking up less fur. Lasts until 2ish weeks when it's back to normal again.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Definite winner. Thanks, Sal!

    Cats love it and it got sooooo much hair.

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