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  1. #27461

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    i think a lot of guys just say it to finesse getting a bj
    oldest trick in the scumbag book

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astylla View Post
    record is 4 hours later.
    bruh

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    i got bout 15 minutes of going down on a girl in me before lockjaw starts setting in, be like look babe i'm open to suggestions and we gotta do whatever we gotta do but we're on a countdown here

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    i am infatuated with a sexless relationship currently
    life is but a journey to celibacy

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    i got bout 15 minutes of going down on a girl in me before lockjaw starts setting in, be like look babe i'm open to suggestions and we gotta do whatever we gotta do but we're on a countdown here
    That’s when you bust out pinky like a doctah!


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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    oldest trick in the scumbag book
    doesn't matter. had sex

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    is sex so scarce that this mindset should not be relentlessly mocked

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    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    i think a lot of guys just say it to finesse getting a bj. i however legitimately have not cum from one
    I was young and naive for many years. Grew up incredibly sheltered when it came to anything sexual. In fact didn't have my first consesual experience until I was 20. And I used to hate giving blowjobs because first bf I had held a knife to my throat forcing me to give him one. Took about a year for me to find enjoyment in it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    oldest trick in the scumbag book
    Probably but I'm kind of a sucker for a challenge..lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    bruh
    Look momma didn't raise no quitter.
    Being submissive may play into it and took me years to be able to do a good throat fucking without being wasted or high as fuck, lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    i got bout 15 minutes of going down on a girl in me before lockjaw starts setting in, be like look babe i'm open to suggestions and we gotta do whatever we gotta do but we're on a countdown here
    So here's the interesting part - I HATE receiving oral. But I can literally give all fucking night and never get bored. I physically get off doing it so that's a plus for anyone I'm with , they literally don't have to do a thing lol.
    Over the last 4 or 5 years I've perfected my methods and I work for it and no way I'm putting all that effort in and not swallowing as well.

    I'm definitely orally fixated and a slut but an ethical and safe one

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    Ethically raised sluts find them at your local Whole Foods

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    i like to see myself as a morally ambivalent slut

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    is sex so scarce that this mindset should not be relentlessly mocked
    different world for uggos i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    different world for uggos i guess
    i feel like i gotta be up there for least frequent sex out of all posters tbh

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    yeah but u look good doing it

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    not doing it

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    I would prefer not to.
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    abandon has been playing d4

    not with me tho because he is too cool

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    the legend returns

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    Salsa Verde Doritos are dairy free so if you have dairy allergies this is your chance to enjoy Doritos like the rest of us fatties

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Salsa Verde Doritos are dairy free so if you have dairy allergies this is your chance to enjoy Doritos like the rest of us fatties
    The purple bag (fiesta something) is also dairy free

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    I would prefer not to.
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    my new proposal is all sporting events should have fireworks going off at all times

    https://twitter.com/modernlepra/stat...xIghEsrQibgLug


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