I don't like the name of this thread: giraffes

[archibaldcrane]

10K rats are great but useless against eagles

also they're stopping power isn't great the oxen / bears would charge through the horde and be on you instantly

Nothing can long-distance run like a human though. You pick eagles and rats for the numbers / blinding ability and then put as much distance between yourself and everything else for as long as possible.

Depends on terrain/start points obviously.

[archibaldcrane]

plus he's still around making shit like The Northman while Depp's best performances come in the court room

This is why you pick Robin Williams

[Salodin]

Idk how you expect to outrun a charging gorilla tbh. You really think a Texas cop using that single shooter is gonna take out my jack 3d'ed up gorillas coming at you? I think not

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[Cail]

Piss easy. Ethan Hawke. Training Day is the only thing I've seen him in that I'd miss.

Dead Poet's Society

[Demosthenes]

Dead Poet's Society

Surprisingly, wouldn't miss.

[Cail]

mind you i cant think of many tom hanks movies i actually enjoy either

Philadelphia, Apollo 13, Forrest Gump, Toy Story, Saving Private Ryan, The Green Mile, Cast Away

[Cail]

it’s either hawke or depp. depps best movie is platoon and he’s an afterthought in it. if you actually would miss the pirates movies i would rather not talk to you

also, if you eliminate hawke, are you still eliminating training day? Denzel is in it and his movies get to stay!

Platoon is an S-tier movie.

[Cail]

This is why you pick Robin Williams

My god, youre terrible

[archibaldcrane]

My god, youre terrible

Just scanned the IMDB page again, stand by it

[archibaldcrane]

Idk how you expect to outrun a charging gorilla tbh. You really think a Texas cop using that single shooter is gonna take out my jack 3d'ed up gorillas coming at you? I think not

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They're ~as fast as a fast human, so depends on starting distance and terrain.

But they're covered in fur and don't efficiently shed heat so once you're out of sprinting territory the human has a massive advantage.

[Mertron]

good will hunting and aladdin alone are p good, and above anything depp has done (besides platoon, though that’s probably debatable)

[Mertron]

oh and awakenings

[Mertron]

Idk how you expect to outrun a charging gorilla tbh. You really think a Texas cop using that single shooter is gonna take out my jack 3d'ed up gorillas coming at you? I think not

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are we sure it’s a single shooter? the weapon of the hunter is probably critical here

[archibaldcrane]

good will hunting and aladdin alone are p good, and above anything depp has done (besides platoon, though that’s probably debatable)

Fear and Loathing and Platoon, plus Depp still has future potential

[archibaldcrane]

You editing fiend

[Mertron]

i mentioned platoon earlier, it’s a fair edit

[Rhyis.]

Philadelphia, Apollo 13, Forrest Gump, Toy Story, Saving Private Ryan, The Green Mile, Cast Away

two of those movies i've seen more than once

does anyone give a shit if they had never seen apollo 13? c'mon son

[Zealot]

After much soul searching I would have to give up Ethan Hawke. Depp has literally nothing I would miss except for one movie he had a bit part in and without it the entire horror genre is changed so it has to stay. I would hate losing Sinister and the Purge franchise but there's probably a lot of other stuff I love that doesn't happen if Nightmare on Elm Street was never made.

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[Anoat]

Man I go to work today and miss hella posts in here and casually browsing I’m like why the fuck they talking about rats and gorillas and Ethan Hawke and Johnny Depp interchangeably

[NynJa]

Did you fuck the latina security guard?