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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    in a better world

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    Salodin when he finally gets that Gilf with the bad plastic surgery naked

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    Oogie Boogie has to be one of the lowest tier villains of all time his henchman do 100% of the work in kidnapping Santa Claus then he immediately gets stomped out by Jack

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    also

    #2-50: all superhero movies suck

    #1: Orgazmo

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    I would prefer not to.
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    frens i am going to a baby shower in two weeks and they say they want childrens books as a gift

    what the hell childrens books are there these days that are good, i know nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    frens i am going to a baby shower in two weeks and they say they want childrens books as a gift

    what the hell childrens books are there these days that are good, i know nothing
    The House in the Night is a solid gift if you kinda care about them

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    stick with the classics and make them prone to melancholy from a young age, The Giving Tree + The Little Prince + The Velveteen Rabbit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    The House in the Night is a solid gift if you kinda care about them
    How to Be a Lion gets an honorable mention

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    Hackey Thread Lurker since 2010
    I could have bought an 11 pull and have 1000 gems left over, but all I got was this silly title.

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    And if you don't care - The Go to Fuck to Sleep box set

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    frens i am going to a baby shower in two weeks and they say they want childrens books as a gift

    what the hell childrens books are there these days that are good, i know nothing
    Everybody Poops

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    frens i am going to a baby shower in two weeks and they say they want childrens books as a gift

    what the hell childrens books are there these days that are good, i know nothing
    This is a baby right? Ignore these people talmbout books for 3rd graders.

    Some bangers in this household:

    Poochie-Poo
    The Little Blue Truck
    The Fire Cat
    The Goodnight Train
    Goodnight Moon

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    The Remarkable Journey of Prince Jen.

    Sent from my SM-N981U using Tapatalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    frens i am going to a baby shower in two weeks and they say they want childrens books as a gift

    what the hell childrens books are there these days that are good, i know nothing
    https://www.amazon.com/General-Relat...92656267&psc=1

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    Imagine your spouse writes this, adds your pictures then posts it online.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    frens i am going to a baby shower in two weeks and they say they want childrens books as a gift

    what the hell childrens books are there these days that are good, i know nothing
    Don't let the pigeon drive the bus.

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    preachy and pretentious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Imagine your spouse writes this, adds your pictures then posts it online.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet_130

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    ya but William makes it sound good


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