I don't like the name of this thread: giraffes

**Zealot** · 2021-06-09 20:27

I mean I've had a couple steaks so good I would fuck 'em a little.

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**Zealot** · 2021-06-09 20:36

Also some real talk, I'm launching a company in the next 30 days and looking for investors. We'll be offering convertible notes over a 2-year period at a 6% interest rate. I want to give spam bros first crack at getting in, we're looking to raise $1M.

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**NynJa** · 2021-06-09 20:38

I was considering it, then I remembered that you said you'd fuck a steak.

**Zealot** · 2021-06-09 20:59

Steak fucking is only one part of our business model.

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**Salodin** · 2021-06-09 22:02

What's the pitch?

And do you take Doge?

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**Day** · 2021-06-09 22:04

no thanks convertibles are a womans car

**archibaldcrane** · 2021-06-09 22:56

Originally Posted by Day

there is no way twitter is healthy for anyone on the app, impossible for it to be a net benefit to society

Twitter rules, if it makes you feel bad you are weak

**Xno Kappa** · 2021-06-09 23:20

I made a Twitter account in the year of our lord 2021 specifically because of the stuff Mert and AoE post lol.

**Mertron** · 2021-06-09 23:41

if you aren’t already following josiah for nba tweets then I don’t know what to tell you

**Mertron** · 2021-06-09 23:43

https://twitter.com/kingjosiah54/sta...519374337?s=21

**Roranora** · 2021-06-10 10:26

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...ericas/619012/

i read much but not all of this. who can finish war&peace anyway. anyway let us know about and vernacularize Free America, Smart America, Real America, and Just America

Free America

Libertarians who resent regulation in favor of individual freedom, tracing a through line from Ronald Reagan to Newt Gingrich to Ted Cruz

Smart America

A class of high earners and technocrats who attend competitive schools, embrace meritocracy, own MacBooks, and don’t intermingle with the rest of the country

Real America

White Christian nationalists, as recently energized by Sarah Palin and Donald Trump

Just America

A young generation that believes injustice is at the heart of the country’s problems and speaks the language of identity politics

they intersect, repel, and/or attract one another. Smart America triggers me

**Zealot** · 2021-06-10 10:30

I have no desire to own a MacBook ever, guess I don't make the cut.

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**Day** · 2021-06-10 11:27

https://twitter.com/thisisnotjuice/s...894751243?s=19

an incredible amount of things to take in here

**Krandor** · 2021-06-10 11:39

I'm gonna give the highest awards to her tattoo and the Stop Pooping sign

**Zealot** · 2021-06-10 11:48

There are lives I cannot conceive of being lived every day.

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**archibaldcrane** · 2021-06-10 12:01

Originally Posted by Day

https://twitter.com/thisisnotjuice/s...894751243?s=19

an incredible amount of things to take in here

this is incredible, and also...that's not amy schumer?

**Xno Kappa** · 2021-06-10 12:03

The story behind her tattoo though lol

**Day** · 2021-06-10 12:07

whats my cranking the hog reward point balance, has to astronomical

**Salodin** · 2021-06-10 12:21

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

this is incredible, and also...that's not amy schumer?

I kept looking for an Amy Schumer punchline but

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**Krandor** · 2021-06-10 12:22

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

The story behind her tattoo though lol

I appreciate that they put that in there because they knew everyone would ask "when did Amy Schumer murder someone"

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