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  1. #20881
    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    Practically no bridge I would not cross for her.

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    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    Also I had sex with an ex that I had been through a terrible break up with and nutted almost instantly, like my body full on said I ain't making any more contact with this woman.

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    Am I the only human that nuts and maintains a boner?

  4. #20884
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Am I the only human that nuts and maintains a boner?
    In my younger days I could go multiple rounds for sure, not really sure if I still can.

  5. #20885
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    i had 2 bjs in my life where i came before i was barely even hard lol

  6. #20886
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    There was like one woman ever where I'd come before I wanted to, and it didn't make much sense - she was an absolutely dead lay but she was way out of my league physically, I dunno

    but for getting head a girl has to be really committed if she wants to get anything out of me lol (and god bless the ones who put in the work)

  7. #20887
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Am I the only human that nuts and maintains a boner?
    I've gone multiple rounds a few times, trick seems to be pulling out and then going right back in.

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  8. #20888
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    i don't think a girl has ever made me nut tbh, it has all come through hard efforts of my own

  9. #20889
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Am I the only human that nuts and maintains a boner?
    LOL I'm 47 years old and I stay hard for hours with no PEDs.
    I thought it was normal until I found out most are one and done.

  10. #20890
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokus View Post
    This reminds me of the octopus scene in Goonies that I'm 100% confident I saw as a kid yet it's not there in all the current versions except as a deleted scene in the DVD.
    It’s because you watched it on the Disney Channel. (I also grew up watching the Octopus version.)

    Backstory:

    When Disney decided to put it on their channel they decided the blender scene was too scary so removed it, but by removing it they didn’t like the runtime that was left. The octopus scene was a deleted scene so they put it back in to increase the runtime.


    I never saw the blender scene until I went to a friend’s house who at rented it and I was confused as fuck.


    I always liked the octopus and I never understood why they removed it because DATA at the end of the film says something like, “Yeah the octopus part was scary,” and that makes no sense w/o the scene.

    In any case, we just recently watched the movie with my kids (who loved it btw) and afterwards I YouTube’s the deleted scene for them to see it. I came across a Sean Austin interview and he basically said the Octopus scene was stupid as fuck and that everyone was embarrassed by it. So yeah, I doubt they’ll ever put it back in in any legitimate version. (Outside of having it in as an extra as you mentioned, of course.)

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    Good job Ksan now solve the mystery of Margot Robbie’s disappearing and reappearing tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    LOL I'm 47 years old and I stay hard for hours with no PEDs.
    I thought it was normal until I found out most are one and done.
    Ok, whew. Because I nut but and that shit doesn't even go down unless I actually choose to be done.

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    Apparently Pixar is going to make their animation rendering software open source so be ready for some next level rule 34 coming soon

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    They're already doing some pretty impressive work with Overwatch's engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    They're already doing some pretty impressive work with Overwatch's engine.

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    Bruh the ads are out of control

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    I would prefer not to.
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    Al Gore tried to save us from this

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    he fuckin failed tho didnt he

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    Al Gore tried to save us from this
    no one took him cereal

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