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    The cop was the equivalent of handing your little brother/cousin a controller and them mashing buttons like
    tactical roll / sick evasive maneuver
    shoot shoot, go prone, shoot

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    I have so many questions that I don't even want to ask.

    Jesus fucking christ.

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    FL cop says hold my beer to the Twin Cities in the spook off

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...Sj3Ro1p--jSxUk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gredival View Post
    FL cop says hold my beer to the Twin Cities in the spook off

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...Sj3Ro1p--jSxUk
    Thanks Valisk

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    Seeing Florida cops being referred to as acorn commandos now.

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    The NYPD has funded a... dance team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post


    The NYPD has funded a... dance team
    https://twitter.com/dannyvegito/stat...113849627?s=46

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    That's gotta suck, lol. You do some shitty work extracurricular and now you are getting railroaded because it was dance and not intramural basketball. Stereotypically female activities feel more worthy of derision than NYPD chess club, I guess.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/04/n...e-dancers.html

    I'm not saying that every person opposed to this particular extracurricular is sexist, but I am confident that I wouldn't know the NYPD sponsors clubs if middle aged women hadn't tried to get some exercise by dancing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    That's gotta suck, lol. You do some shitty work extracurricular and now you are getting railroaded because it was dance and not intramural basketball. Stereotypically female activities feel more worthy of derision than NYPD chess club, I guess.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/04/n...e-dancers.html

    I'm not saying that every person opposed to this particular extracurricular is sexist, but I am confident that I wouldn't know the NYPD sponsors clubs if middle aged women hadn't tried to get some exercise by dancing.
    All of this basically

    It's more cringe to be bad at dance than softball or hockey but that's the name of the game across intramurals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    That's gotta suck, lol. You do some shitty work extracurricular and now you are getting railroaded because it was dance and not intramural basketball. Stereotypically female activities feel more worthy of derision than NYPD chess club, I guess.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/04/n...e-dancers.html

    I'm not saying that every person opposed to this particular extracurricular is sexist, but I am confident that I wouldn't know the NYPD sponsors clubs if middle aged women hadn't tried to get some exercise by dancing.
    Putting it on TV for copaganda and good PR is insane.

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    Late.. but I laughed.

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    I would love to have seen South Park do a cop episode about acorns.

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    It'll be "destroyed" alright.

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