How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Sonomaa]

ahh the fanfiction is back

[Melena]

Can we give him a custom animated gif avatar of the chanting monk scene from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail?

[Andalusian girls]

yeah man i played Xenogears

[Malithar]

yeah man i played Xenogears

Such a fantastic way to see how fucked religion can be.

[Xno Kappa]

Xenogears brought up the issue of sexual abuse of children in the church before it was the cool thing to do.

[Cantih]

I'm only interested in directions to heaven, so as to attack and dethrone god.

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So thanks!

[Koyangi]

I'm only interested in directions to heaven, so as to attack and dethrone god.

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So thanks!

Head to Ru'Aun Gardens and then the Hall of the Gods and be in possession of a Cerulean Crystal.

[NynJa]

I'm only interested in directions to heaven, so as to attack and dethrone god.

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So thanks!

Have you not considered that God may only be the penultimate boss? Cecil went all around the world, went through a full class change, down into the under world, and even to the moon before finding out the main antagonist, Golbez, was nothing more than a puppet being used by Zemus, the true antagonist.

[Byrthnoth]

Asimov energy here on the forum.

I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say one was an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn't have. Somehow, it was better to say one was a humanist or an agnostic. I finally decided that I'm a creature of emotion as well as of reason. Emotionally, I am an atheist. I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time.

[Anoat]

Well on the way to making this one of the most popular threads in general chat for November, this gonna be good

[6souls]

https://www.stripersonline.com/surft...frodobagginsx/
https://www.stripersonline.com/surft...-when-you-die/

Looks like it was stripersonline.com that broke Frodo and caused him to mass-spam on his old accounts and get him flagged as a spambot on trackers.

[Ksandra]

Maybe you should stop investigating and start accepting Jesus.

[6souls]

Maybe you should stop investigating and start accepting Jesus.

[xfrodobagginsx]

When Jesus already died for our sins, I'd better make sure that this wasn't in vain by not sinning, lol.

We aren't saved by "Not Sinning" we are saved by Faith in Jesus Christ and His Sacrifice for our sins. Because He saved those of us to Trust in Him, we should obtain from sinning because He has already saved us.

[6souls]

we should obtain from sinning because He has already saved us.

Like loot drops?

[NynJa]

We aren't saved by "Not Sinning" we are saved by Faith in Jesus Christ and His Sacrifice for our sins. Because He saved those of us to Trust in Him, we should obtain from sinning because He has already saved us.

Wat

[Buffy]

We aren't saved by "Not Sinning" we are saved by Faith in Jesus Christ and His Sacrifice for our sins. Because He saved those of us to Trust in Him, we should obtain from sinning because He has already saved us.

The word you want here is abstain, not obtain.

Also Paul says salvation is only 2 things. "Confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart God raised him from the dead and you will be saved." Theologically that's the whole ball of wax.

Here's my thing though. Why are you here? Literally no one an an anonymous internet forum is getting saved because you've discovered your account has been un-banned and you are back to word spam them.

People's lives change entirely because of relationship. By being a genuine human being and being around them and demonstrating why your life is different. That difference should draw them to want to know why you are different - then you can share your faith and how Jesus has changed your life.

Log off and go do something with your life, because you aren't making a single difference in eternity while you are here.

Or keep posting and prove to everyone you're just a troll.

[Andalusian girls]

Also Paul says salvation is only 2 things. "Confess with your mouth"

damn Paul a freak

[Sonomaa]

doom is the most christian game ever

[Cantih]

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...”
- Sir Terry Pratchett