2022 NFL Preseason Thread: All Massages Must Come from Team Physicians

[Mertron]

that’s a troll account btw

portnoy falling for it is very funny

https://twitter.com/tgm_1989/status/...s1HCMWv8eEXVLA

[Koyangi]

"Knew this was fake because it said Mac Jones and long touchdown pass in the same sentence "

Just had to ruin the fun!

[Rhyis.]

[Rhyis.]

there's still time for big sexy to do this in another practice

[Weltall]

New angle of the Talib murder was released and good lord. His crew, including his brother, jumped a youth football coach who tried to get away from them, was beaten and then shot point blank. Giant pieces of human trash. Authorities are expected to press charges against all involved.

Video found in this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comment...tm_name=iossmf

[Weltall]

AB is having himself a morning on Twitter, calling out Tom Brady and Alex Guerra so far lmao

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...C9fibVDrUcIwHw

[Rhyis.]

thats a lot of money for a dude thats barely played any football

[Weltall]

The Giants rank 1st in 2022 WR money, at $42 mil. The Ravens are 32nd at $10 mil.

The Falcons have a higher Julio Jones cap hit this season (15.5) than total active WR spend.

[Rhyis.]

well the falcons have 40.5m in dead cap with matt ryan this year, which is the highest amount of cap going to any individual player in the nfl period, so it's pretty safe to say the falcons will not be good this year

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/...7Pxpq_uygEfjlg

[Koyangi]

So many people's seasons are over before it even begins, it's so depressing.

[Deader2818]

https://twitter.com/Jake_Trotter/sta...X5PO_JlGw&s=19

[Krandor]

lol

[Weltall]

His first game back will be @ Houston lmao

[Rhyis.]

guaranteed it was planned that way. 11 games is a weird number

[Weltall]

Massive W by RG3

https://twitter.com/rgiii/status/156...ij7zsFtcY89dXg

[Rhyis.]

DeMaurice Smith about to text him furiously

[Tyche]

The quotes from the Browns and Deshaun Watson today may be some of the worst possible things that could have been said.

And the NFL should have been smart enough to have a "shut the fuck up" disclosure tied to that settlement.

Browns are going to go from underdog darlings a year ago to the most hated team in as far back as I can remember.

[Krandor]

Perfectly timed is that today's "Why your Team Sucks" is the Browns

https://defector.com/why-your-team-s...veland-browns/