2022 NFL Preseason Thread: All Massages Must Come from Team Physicians

[Mertron]

well then it’s settled: frank gore isn’t allowed to play football anymore

[Tyche]

I'm just saying video does seem to do damage.

[Krandor]

Different sport but Karl Malone's shit hasn't stopped him getting into the Basketball HOF twice over.

Frank Gore isn't an active player anymore for people to be reminded every single week about something he may have done, by the time his HOF induction is up some people may cry on twitter about it, but twitter isn't real so it won't actually matter.

[Weltall]

Are there Karl Malone videos I missed? He retired before the social media age; 99% of casual NBA fans don't even know he has that type of past.

[Mertron]

there is a video of him in blackface on the jimmy kimmel show

[Mertron]

wait

[Weltall]

lmfao

[Weltall]

At least his fuck-up is, kind of, funny!

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/...fOw-y2Y4U91mBQ

The car (WHAT LOL)

https://twitter.com/SaycheeseDGTL/st...fOw-y2Y4U91mBQ

[Buffy]

As long as it's not on video

Or white.

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...hVHP_1VYbXsvNA

hate to be that guy, but gonna lol when the reason turns out to be “didn’t feel like practicing/playing the preseason”

[Melena]

Wasn't there a current football player where there was also video of him beating a woman and only got an 8 game suspension?

[Rhyis.]

kareem hunt beat a woman in a hotel lobby and the tape went viral. he got 8 games and nobody remembers

[Weltall]

Literally most NFL fans remember lmao.

@Brady - It was noted that this time away was agreed to before training camp started.

There are also more reports that Brady not only flirted with The Dolphins in 2019, but also all of 2021 while with the Bucs. His plan was apparently to force his way to Miami and then backed off of it entirely when he got word Brian Flores was planning to sue the team/others.

ALL IN ON TUA!

[Xno Kappa]

Oh hey the giants have a pre-season game tonight!

[Tyche]

I think it's been well established that Flores fucking hated Tua. 3 OCs in 2 years and the worst running game and o-line in the NFL. Kid was doomed.

Now Tua has a pothead coach, a wife-beating elite WR, and he's getting laid by some chick he just married. He's about to throw 50TDs. He apparently threw 6 against the Tampa D today in a full drive scrummage (as opposed to goal line work). I'm all aboard the hiring of the socially awkward stoner Yale grad kid.

[Weltall]

All-pro season confirmed.

@Marshawn Lynch: He told cops he stole the vehicle lmao

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/sta...hGsiUt-bJ0dywQ

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/...hGsiUt-bJ0dywQ

[Rhyis.]

if they traded for him the browns would be spending $51.78 million on qbs this year

$26,950,000 for jimmy
$10,500,000 for baker
$9,683,000 for deshaun
$4,650,000 for brissett

[Weltall]

That is some expensive BBQ