2022 NFL Week 9 Thread: WOAHHHHHH, WE’RE HALF WAY THERRRRRRE

[Mertron]

WOAHHH-OH! CLAYPOOL ON THE BEARS!
TAKE MY HAND(off)
BECAUSE MY PASS WON’T REACH YOU, I SWEAR.
WOAHHH-OH! CLAYPOOL ON THE BEARS!

[Mertron]

anyway, basically the halfway point of the season, etc

[Weltall]

Here for the midway point

[Mertron]

AFC EAST: Bills (k)
AFC NORTH: Ravens (k)
AFC SOUTH: Titans (k)
AFC WEST: Chiefs (k)
WILDCARDS: Chargers (k), Broncos (oh…oh no) …Dolphins! (k)

NFC EAST: Cowboys (close enough)
NFC NORTH: Vikings (k)
NFC SOUTH: Bucs (maybe?)
NFC WEST: Rams (eh)
WILDCARDS: Eagles (close enough) Packers (idk)…Commanders! (let’s not rule it out yet)

Offensive Rookie: George Pickens (nope)
Defensive Rookie: Jordan Davis (nope)
DPOY: Micah Parsons (maybe?)
OPOY: Lamar Jackson (not great but maybe?)
Comeback Player: Christian McCaffrey (geno? idk)
Coach of the Year: Mike McDaniel (maybe until he scrambled tuas brain)
MVP: Josh Allen (gotem)

First Coach Fired: Pete Carrol (swingggg and a miss)
First Pick 2023: DA BEARS (how have they won games)

[Cail]

apparently i didnt do picks. and if i did, i dont feel like looking

[Tyche]

I just want to take this moment to give a huge thanks to Welt and the Titans. Had they not beat the shit out of Miami at the end of last season, Miami makes the playoffs. Flores probably still has a job. Miami probably drafts Kenny Pickett or something equally retarded. And Tyreek Hill is probably and Eagle or some shit.

Ryan Tannehill, always looking out for Miami.

[Rhyis.]

AFC EAST: Bills - smart football fan
AFC NORTH: Ravens - smart football fan
AFC SOUTH: Colts - dumb football fan... but still possible tbh lol
AFC WEST: Chiefs - smart football fan
WILDCARDS: Chargers, Bengals, Dolphins - jets aren't getting in the playoffs. smart football fan

NFC EAST: Eagles - smart football fan
NFC NORTH: Packers - dumb football fan
NFC SOUTH: Bucs - bucs will still win. smart football fan
NFC WEST: Rams - dumb football fan
WILDCARDS: Cowboys, Saints, Vikings - smartish football fan

Superb Owl: Chiefs over Pack - pack? oh no. dumb football fan

Offensive Rookie: Kenneth Walker - Penny will be hurt by week 3 - smartest of football fans. this shit is a lock
Defensive Rookie: Aidan Hutchinson - a player that "slipped" in the draft and plays even remotely good will win - maybe? smart football fan
DPOY: Micah Parsons - I'm down for some homerism - smartest of football homers
OPOY: Justin Jefferson - Jefferson is gonna get 1800+ yards this year - apparently tyreek was the play. dumb football fan
Comeback Player: Christian McCaffrey - smart football fan
Coach of the Year: Kevin O'Connell - Vikings getting in the playoffs will be enough - smart football fan
MVP: Lamar Jackson - maybe? smartish football fan

First Coach Fired: Ron Rivera - RIP - ron isn't long for this world. close enough.
First Pick 2023: Falcons... ATL is just terrible - dumb football fan

[Xno Kappa]

apparently i didnt do picks. and if i did, i dont feel like looking

I was going crazy looking for my picks and apparently I didn’t either.

[Rhyis.]

i also want to take this moment to say there is no way i'm watching the iggles vs texans

[Xno Kappa]

Anyways the New York Football Giants are going to win the superb owl and that’s my Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week.

[Weltall]

Lamar is not coming close to MVP lol.

Aidan Hutchinson has like 80% of his stats in 1 Commanders game. If he wins some kind of rookie award, it will be a crime or miracle second half of the season.

[Krandor]

Anyways the New York Football Giants are going to win the superb owl and that’s my Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week.

Reminder that the new aquateen movie is out on Tuesday

[Weltall]

If I was a Saints fan, I would fucking loathe this bum

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/sta...vyFQ7wP6ywS_pQ

[Rhyis.]

Lamar is not coming close to MVP lol.

white cam: 21 tds - 8 turnovers
mahomes: 20 tds - 5 turnovers
burrow: 20 tds - 8 turnovers
lamar: 17 tds - 7 turnovers
hurts: 16 tds - 2 turnovers

those are your mvp candidates, in order of most touchdowns. nobody else comes close.
one of those guys will win mvp, and it could be any of them depending on who gets another 25 tds in the last part of the year

Aidan Hutchinson has like 80% of his stats in 1 Commanders game. If he wins some kind of rookie award, it will be a crime or miracle second half of the season.

if sauce got injured tomorrow, hutchinson & thibodeaux are tied for 3rd in odds to win it. other than sauce and tariq woolen, who nobody has ever heard of, no defensive rookie player has done shit

[Tyche]

white cam: 21 tds - 8 turnovers
mahomes: 20 tds - 5 turnovers
burrow: 20 tds - 8 turnovers
lamar: 17 tds - 7 turnovers
hurts: 16 tds - 2 turnovers

those are your mvp candidates, in order of most touchdowns. nobody else comes close.
one of those guys will win mvp, and it could be any of them depending on who gets another 25 tds in the last part of the year


if sauce got injured tomorrow, hutchinson & thibodeaux are tied for 3rd in odds to win it. other than sauce and tariq woolen, who nobody has ever heard of, no defensive rookie player has done shit

Tua should be there at 12:3, but he's played 3 fewer games than all them and still leading the league in pretty much every advanced metric. And he's about to go against the weaker part of the schedule.

If Tyreek breaks 2k yards, he deserves some votes, but since he rarely hits paydirt, I doubt he'd get much attention.

[Rhyis.]

tua is not winning any awards for 12 tds after 8 weeks. when you miss games you can't catch up

[Celeras]

if sauce got injured tomorrow,

Haven't I suffered enough with Breece, why would you put that into the world

[Rhyis.]

i bring pain and misery everywhere i go

[Weltall]

Rashod Bateman out the season.

[Mertron]

Reminder that the new aquateen movie is out on Tuesday

orly