2023 NFL Super Bowl Thread: I Also Plan to Black Out for 4 Days After the Game Regardless of Outcome

[Rhyis.]

but let russ cook the books is hilarious i support this new narrative

[Mertron]

the kars for kids charity (every which every ny sports fan knows and hates because of their jingle) is notoriously bad when it comes to how much per dollar they actually donate, it’s something like less than 10 cents per dollar

(they send their money elsewhere, let’s just say someplace kyrie irving would not want it to go)

[Melena]

the kars for kids charity (every which every ny sports fan knows and hates because of their jingle) is notoriously bad when it comes to how much per dollar they actually donate, it’s something like less than 10 cents per dollar

(they send their money elsewhere, let’s just say someplace kyrie irving would not want it to go)

Hated in California as well. One of the few things Giants and Dodgers fans agree on.

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[Obsidian]

So only 24.3 cents out of every dollar is pretty much confirmation something shady is going on is what you’re saying.

Yes, 75% of the money they're raising in the name of charity is not being spent on charity. That doesn't mean they're money laundering, it just means they're being ridiculously inefficient with your money. But they could also just be pocketing it.

Obviously, he understudied for Brett Favre.

[Rhyis.]

but let russ cook the books is hilarious i support this new narrative

The song was stuck in my head the moment I typed it. Now it's in yours. You're welcome.

[Xno Kappa]

https://twitter.com/nflrums/status/1...f7gQK6bscIHLTw

[Rhyis.]

iggles gonna show up to the game in a plague doctor mask

[Mertron]

there’s no drug testing until after the super bowl, right

https://twitter.com/phleaglesnation/...zkGsMANOsmdF2A

[Mertron]

[kuronosan]

Eagles win via D Line again. Chiefs didn't even deserve to be here, Bengals were screwed hard.

I'm just here to quote this and laugh at the sheer fucking irony of it while I go avoid the thread like the plague.

Chiefs got this, and even if they don't I'm not really invested as any team that struggles to beat an injured quarterback with no receivers and has to blame the refs is a team that can do better and should.

Also it's Carl Cheffers. Come on.

[Weltall]

Eagles had the most cake walk of a cake walk to ever exist, but the Bengals got screwed out of a Superbowl appearance.

I won’t be surprised by either team winning.

[Weltall]

Brett Favre has hired one of the most expensive law teams in the country and sued Shannon Sharpe + Pat McAfee for defamation lol.

I needed this drama

[Xno Kappa]

The nfl honors is tonight if anyone cares.

[Anoat]

I saw some stat on Twitter that said going back to 2014 the team that won the opening coin toss has lost the SB?! I didn’t verify that so idk if it’s bullshit but that’s kinda whack.

[Mertron]

I'm just here to quote this and laugh at the sheer fucking irony of it while I go avoid the thread like the plague.

Chiefs got this, and even if they don't I'm not really invested as any team that struggles to beat an injured quarterback with no receivers and has to blame the refs is a team that can do better and should.

Also it's Carl Cheffers. Come on.

cheffers did the last super bowl the chiefs lost but the eagles also have a losing record in the games he calls for them so that’s probably a wash

[Krandor]

I have found land again.

Fuck all of you, existence is pain.

[Mertron]

I have found land again.

Fuck all of you, existence is pain.

allow me to be the first to welcome you home and offer my condolences

Spoiler: show

[Krandor]

I am not home, I am currently floating off the coast of Kyushu but close enough for cell signal again.

[Mertron]

i meant welcome home to bg, you are a figment of my imagination otherwise

[Rhyis.]

I have found land again.

Fuck all of you, existence is pain.

yall would be in the superb owl if this man was your qb:

Spoiler: show