2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

**Melena** · 2023-09-22 21:01

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

All Rise x2

All Rise x3

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**archibaldcrane** · 2023-09-22 21:20

Originally Posted by Melena

Ronald Acuna now the first member of the 40/60 club after hitting his 40th homer just now.

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Not just first 40/60 in a season, first player in MLB history with a 40 homer season and a 60 sb season.

**Xno Kappa** · 2023-09-22 21:37

Originally Posted by Melena

All Rise x3

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A chance to hit 40 homers despite missing 2 months of the season. Insane.

**Obsidian** · 2023-09-22 22:50

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Not just first 40/60 in a season, first player in MLB history with a 40 homer season and a 60 sb season.

I think he's also pretty close to setting the record for most games in a season with at least one SB and at least one HR in the game game. I think the record was 13, last time I looked he was at 12.

**archibaldcrane** · 2023-09-23 00:39

Originally Posted by Melena

All Rise x3

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First Yankee ever to hit 3 homers twice in the same season, joining the ranks of such mlb luminaries like Jeromy Burnitz (2001)

**archibaldcrane** · 2023-09-23 00:42

Brewers clinched a playoff spot for the 5th time in the last 6 seasons. They put 12 on the Marlins in the 2nd inning tonight en route to a 16-1 win, closed out by Rowdy Tellez throwing 60 mph in the 9th (1H, 1K, 0BB, 0R, 13 pitches)

Their magic number to win the NL Central is down to 1.

**NynJa** · 2023-09-23 00:47

Brewers? More like BrewRoids, amirite?

**Mertron** · 2023-09-23 15:34

yahtzee

https://twitter.com/subwaytoshea/sta...571098721?s=46

**Obsidian** · 2023-09-25 15:29

https://twitter.com/CodifyBaseball/s...32434072285444

**Cail** · 2023-09-25 20:47

https://twitter.com/MLB_PR/status/1706353793661608007

**Koyangi** · 2023-09-26 03:26

Gee, I wonder why.

Spoiler: show

**Melena** · 2023-09-26 14:38

Schwarber on the cusp of a legendary season. He could finish the season as the first hitter with 45+ home runs, 100+ RBI's, and a sub .200 batting average.

**Melena** · 2023-09-26 20:56

So MLB was going to have a reddit ama with bartolo colon.

It got deleted after 20 minutes

https://reddit.com/r/baseball/s/FWozz67ywO

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**Celeras** · 2023-09-27 02:13

That sucks. Not that he'd answer but would have loved to know if he actually grooved one to Gordon on purpose in that first game after Fernandez passed.

Glanced at the comments and I don't even want to know what he did to bring out all the losers lol

**Mertron** · 2023-09-27 10:04

https://twitter.com/_piccone/status/...760755403?s=46

**Melena** · 2023-09-27 11:17

Originally Posted by Celeras

That sucks. Not that he'd answer but would have loved to know if he actually grooved one to Gordon on purpose in that first game after Fernandez passed.

Glanced at the comments and I don't even want to know what he did to bring out all the losers lol

Short version is he quite literally had two families, and they appear to know each other, but also lead to claims of being a dead beat dad, among other shit, as well as popping hot for steroids.

https://nypost.com/2016/05/18/bartol...secret-family/

**Outlaw** · 2023-09-27 14:49

Originally Posted by Mertron

https://twitter.com/_piccone/status/...760755403?s=46

Great answer heh.

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**Xno Kappa** · 2023-09-27 20:43

All Rise x2

**Obsidian** · 2023-09-27 23:44

Why the Jays continue to pitch to the only guy on the Yankees with an OPS over .600 is beyond me, but fuck it I guess. They've been blanked 2 games in a row at home, let's see if they can get swept without scoring a run.

This request from Brandon Belt is also fucking hilarious given how the game went. If you want the fans to cheer, maybe score a fucking run fellas.

https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/stat...50089665941979