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  1. #1
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    The Corrupt Wish (Vana'diel Style)

    since people seem to have so much free time here. here's a game to play i got from another message board.

    each poster makes a wish, than the next poster messes up the wish to the point where most people would rather their original wish didn't come true. after that post a wish of your own so someone else can corrupt it.

    Example 1:
    - I wish alliance ENMs in the next patch drop abjurations from Nidhogg, King Behemoth and Aspidochelone.
    - Granted, and the quest items needed to do an alliance ENM drops from Nidhogg, King Behemoth and Aspidochelone, each person in the alliance has to have one.

    Example 2:
    - I wish Paeon songs have TP Regen on top of the HP Regen.
    - Granted, but when the song is on TP and HP can't be increased any other way.

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    your wish has to be FFXI related and positive, also the corruption has to be related to the wish, it can't be:
    - I wish all the servers crashed and everyone loses everything and has to start over (too negative).
    or
    - Granted, but you died in real (dying in real has nothing to do with person's wish).

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    I wish Sea NMs drop Cashmere Thread.

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    Granted, but the NM that drops it regens 50 TP a second and meleeing it takes away TP

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    Re: The Corrupt Wish (Vana'diel Style)

    Quote Originally Posted by layoneil
    I wish Sea NMs drop Cashmere Thread.
    Granted: All of them would be Vrtra type Wyrms.

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    Granted: but then cashmere was changed to an item buyable from the shops in stronghold, and the synth recipie was lowered.


    -I wish there was a way to have your moogle or some sort of "pet" follow you around so you could change jobs and get a small amount of items at any time your not being attacked/engaged with an enemy. (tp resets to zero all buffs come off but hp and mp stay relitive to their % amounts)

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    I wish latency issues would disappear because you BG guys would be better that way

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    granted is a stupid word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinryuu
    I wish latency issues would disappear because you BG guys would be better that way
    granted, the 3 ground HNMs would still be masses of drama waiting to explode.

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    oh, and:

    I wish there was an option to filter DRG, DRK, THF, MNK, SAM, and maybe WAR from the LFG board.

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    Ok Dopple, granted. This way you are missing out skilled warriors like crinx who can outdamage rangers and definitely black mages during some leveling periods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinigami
    Granted: but then cashmere was changed to an item buyable from the shops in stronghold, and the synth recipie was lowered.


    -I wish there was a way to have your moogle or some sort of "pet" follow you around so you could change jobs and get a small amount of items at any time your not being attacked/engaged with an enemy. (tp resets to zero all buffs come off but hp and mp stay relitive to their % amounts)
    Granted: But since your Mog is no longer in your mog house, you no longer have access to delivery box, storage, layout, or garden.

    -I wish Dragoons Call Wyvern ability was no longer a two-hour.

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    Granted, the job abilities "Spirit Link" and "Call Wyvern" have exchanged their recast times

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    wait fuck that, I didn't say granted, I swear

    but

    -I wish Square would stop giving red mages job specific armor with accuracy, attack, evasion or ranged accuracy or attack

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    Quote Originally Posted by joft
    wait fuck that, I didn't say granted, I swear

    but

    -I wish Square would stop giving red mages job specific armor with accuracy, attack, evasion or ranged accuracy or attack
    they want Rdms to be PIMP rangers. 8)

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    Add to Joft's wish: I wish SE would give RDM Divine Veil equivalent abilty to cast Refreshga.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joft
    -I wish Square would stop giving red mages job specific armor with accuracy, attack, evasion or ranged accuracy or attack
    Granted, the next set of RDM JSE is all Subtle Blow and Store TP.

    I wish ENM quests have a 24 hour wait time and not 5 days.

    most of you guys suck at this game, you're suppose to post a wish after you corrupt something and you can't post a wish until you've corrupted the one in the previous post.

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    Granted, SE will make ENMs 24hr waiting time but the exp gained is reduced by 1/4 and the most valuable items that are attainable become as 5 times more elusive than Vivian Ring.



    I wish SE would make it much easier to upgrade relic weapons.

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    granted-there are no more 100 bills, only singular, but drop more frequently

    New JA for monk

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    Granted that it raises CHR temporarily

    I wish that each NM would always drop their drop...

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    I wish that each NM would always drop their drop...
    Granted, all NMs are 100% drops. To compensate for increased drops, all lottery NMs are increased to 24hr pops, all 24hr pops are increased to 72hr pops, all 72hr pops are increased to once a week pops, and all HQ HNMs pop once a month.

    I wish that SE gave players a lot more inventory space.

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    90ANG/45MEX IMO
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    Granted, but now the minister who uncurses abjs is now capabale of failed uncursement. aka
    Uncursing the Cursed Togi -1 failed.
    You've lost Cursed Togi -1.
    Also to be added is with the abundance of the 100% drop ratio, new enemies will be introduced that are capable of removing players equips indefinitely.

    I wish SE would release the spell Reflect for rdms and make it AWESOME!