And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Deusman]

Michael Jackson actually became white in order to be Vin Diesel's stunt double.

[Deusman]

To cure his constipation Vin Diesel swallows a hand grenade

[Kroeger]

Vin Deisel will not let this thread die.

Adolf Hitler killed himself not because of fear of the advancing Allies, but because Vin Diesel was right around the corner and about to kick his ass.

[Kroeger]

Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Everclear. Two weeks later he shat out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats.

[Crovus]

Vin Diesel's Social Security number is 000-00-1337.

Verne Troyer (the guy who played Mini Me) is the result of someone feeding Vin Disel after midnight.

[Rava]

Vin Diesel sculpted the entire Terracotta Army in China. In a day. With his penis.

Vin Diesel planned out Michael Jordan's entire basketball career on a used napkin from Arby's back in 1989.

Vin Diesel created Furby, Razor scooters, and pogs.

As evidenced in this thread, the entire subterranean chamber industry of Nebraska relies solely on Vin Diesel for all revenue

[Tydeis]

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

[Scunsion]

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

LMAO!

[Grey]

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

LMFAO x 10

I woke up my sleeping wife laughing so hard.....


Also, I heard that Vin Diesel actually impregnated Jennifer Garner via a telephone call.

[Crovus]

Vin Diesel taught Yoda the ways of the force.

Vin Diesel actually runs on gasoline. Originally he was called Vin V8, but the vegetable juice people sued him.

Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile at a time..."

He won a Quake3 tournament at QuakeCon even though he was playing Counter-Strike.

If Vin Diesel falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, he will find the nearest person and accurately reconstruct the noise he made as he fell.

Vin Diesel's first acting role was as the voice of Mega Man in the early 90's Super Nintendo game. All of his lines were cut, much to his disdain.

THIS THREAD SHALL NEVER DIE!!!

[Scunsion]

Vin Diesel predicted the holocaust but did absolutely nothing about it.

Vin Diesel donated 40% of his profits to Tsunami Relief out of guilt for casing the tsunami in the first place: he dipped his finger in the Pacific Ocean.

Vin Diesel believed himself to be cursed with the same fate as the infamous Oedipus. He then decided to kill his mother and rape his father, just to show fate what's what.

Vin Diesel once painted a house just using babies.

If Vin Diesel was in the movie Battlefield Earth, it would have made $852 billion in box office revenue in its first thirty seconds of release.

Vin Diesel wrote all of the content found on GameFAQs.com

[Fira]

Vin Diesel believed himself to be cursed with the same fate as the infamous Oedipus. He then decided to kill his mother and rape his father, just to show fate what's what.

lol.. :3

[Septimus]

Viva la Vie Diesel thread!

Scientists have recently revised the fundamental quantum forces. In order of ascending strength they are gravity, electro-magnetism, weak nuclear, strong nuclear, and Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel has been known to shoot beams made of gamma-rays out of his eyes that can kill every living thing in their path. Except for Kittens, Vin Diesel could never kill a kitten.

Fossil evidence shows that Vin Diesel once drop kicked a Tyrannosaurus Rex with such force, that it split Pangaea apart into the continents that we know today.

[Rava]

Vin Diesel's image is hidden in every attraction at Walt Disney World.

He once won a staring contest with the famous "Thinker" statue.

Vin Diesel bites straight into hot pizza, without blowing first.

Vin Diesel was Gepetto's side project. He was granted his humanity by a lonely fairy, who, after a breathtaking night with Vin's wooden member, was more than happy to grant Vin his wish. With his newfound strength, he ripped off Gepetto's mustache because he thought it looked "kind of gay".

[Drinhkinn]

Vin Diesel bites straight into hot pizza, without blowing first.

Not so Vin Diesel-ish. I can do that. Altough Vin could prolly do it better.

[Ivadell]

Vin Diesel has no bone marrow. Instead, the material is a compound of granite, fiberglass and Rock 'n' Roll.

[veyr]

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

[Scunsion]

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

LOL

[Akiro]

It was Vin Diesel...in the billiards room...with the candlestick.

Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston for Vin Diesel.

Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those.

[Fira]

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

lol think thats the funniest one ive seen