And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Septimus]

Contrary to what the song may state, it is in fact Vin Diesel, not Donna, who makes my brown eyes blue.

Vin Diesel single-handedly routed Napoleon's forces at Waterloo using only a spork that he picked up that day at a KFC. The History books were later changed to omit this fact.

Into each generation a Vin Diesel is born. One man in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the strength and skill to fight the vampires, to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers.

[Daahan]

Vin Diesel single-handedly routed Napoleon's forces at Waterloo using only a spork that he picked up that day at a KFC. The History books were later changed to omit this fact.

Now that is a good one.

[Septimus]

When his thread on the BG forums goes without a response for more than 24 hours, Vin Diesel is known to burrow to the center of the Earth and cause volcanic eruptions.

[DrinkingC4]

Vin Diesel put the lime in the Coke you nut.

How many Vin Diesels does it take to screw in a light bulb? None Vin Diesel can see in the dark.

[Mithracat]

Vin Diesel never has to spawn more overlords.

Vin Diesel is banned from World of Warcraft because he once put fourty thousand copper chain pants in separate auctions. Every one was sold, but the server load caused the entire cluster to go down for over a week.

Two of the best I saw...

[Heian]

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[Makaze]

Vin Diesel is known to have said, "Never trust anything that bleeds every month and doesn't die."

Amen Vin, Amen.

[Almaa]

For Septimus:

Vin Diesel once went skinny dipping in Scotland. The populous caught sight of his semi-erect penis, and thus the legend of the Loch Ness monster was born.

[Russta]

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

Best yet.

[Grey]

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

This or the Super Mario Bros. 3 one would get best "Vin Diesal Fact"

[Scunsion]

Vin Diesel will never write an autobiography, since he's worried it would knock The Bible off the bestseller list, then he'd have to go up to heaven and console God, who'd probably be really upset with the whole affair, and he'd have to tell him it was just a good year for autobiographies, and that people still like The Bible, but want to wait for the holiday sales.

For Halloween, Vin Diesel cuts down a tree, scoops out the inside, fills it with candy, and then stabs anyone who rings his doorbell. He then eats the candy-filled tree.

When Vin Diesel finishes a meal, the plate is cleaner than it was before the food was put on it.

George Lucas wrote the Star Wars trilogy to be a one man show starring Vin Diesel, but Vin declined, saying it brought back terrible memories of his teenage years.

All months used to have 32 days, but Vin Diesel demanded a sacrifice from each month. February refused to comply, so Vin Diesel fucked the month up for good by making it the worst month ever.

Vin Diesel dropped out after kindergarten because he was too cool for school.

[Grey]

During a disection of a frog for biology, Vin Diesel brought his frog back to life and set it free.

While enjoying waffles at a diner, Vin Diesel was approached by 2 men from an evil, secret agency. For being disturbed during his meal, he proceeded to smash their faces in with Boysenberry Syrup, thus disfiguring both men. These two later becam Destro and Cobra Commander.

[Grey]

The Japanese player to have obtained all jobs in FFXI to 75 was in all actuality, Vin Diesel. However, to appease the japanese masses, SE said it was a japanese player.

[Mithracat]

Vin Diesel's penis is a fully functional light saber.

During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Vin Diesel is actually the one singing during Ashlee Simpson's concerts.

[Demetrio$]

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[Russta]

Vin Diesel does not believe in ghosts, ghosts believe in him.

Vin Diesel bodysurfed the tsunami in Southeast Asia.

[Demetrio$]

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[Makaze]

Vin Diesel did Jesus one better by not only dying and coming back from the grave, but bringing a Jewish village of a thousand with him

Vin Diesel can recite all 325 elements of the periodic table. He personally named all elements past 118 because they are found exclusively in his colon.

Vin Diesel once played a 3rd level gnome fighter named "Sprinkles" who defeated Tiamat through the judicious use of saffron

Someone try this one:

If you type "Vin Diesel" into Google, and count the number of hits, divide it by 10, subtract 3, multiply the total with a random irrational number, write it on your genitals with cocoa butter, and think a happy thought, you have the best orgasm ever, or die trying.

[Hirronimus]

Vin Diesel doesn't have to log off POL or FFXI to update. He has all the upcoming expansions and updates preinstalled.

Vin Diesel plays FFXI on his own server where he can claim any HNM or NM at any time he sees fit.

[Almaa]

Someone try this one:

If you type "Vin Diesel" into Google, and count the number of hits, divide it by 10, subtract 3, multiply the total with a random irrational number, write it on your genitals with cocoa butter, and think a happy thought, you have the best orgasm ever, or die trying.

the number I got is: 85199.04507034144862798538669742

I didn't write it on my genitals because I can't find any cocoa butter, but I did the hard calculations already, so someone else can try the rest.