And now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Will never die.

[Makaze]

Vin Diesel caused the nuclear explosion at Hiroshima, just by pointing to Japan on a combination globe/pencil sharpener

Vin Diesel killed Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is not yet aware of this, as Vin Diesel has not chosen to make this death known.

[Kroeger]

brought back by popular demand. and now another random fact about Vin Deisel.

Vin Diesel has spent the last three months in the final stages of fabrication of his newly engineered color. He calls it CLEAR.

Vin Diesel has a twin brother named Evil Denis. He is actually quite nice; its just that their parents were fond of anagrams

Vin Diesel wrote in his book that the CIA is tracking him via an implant in his stomach. Vin Diesel has never written a book.

Vin Diesel had a colonic once; the result was the Statue of Liberty. I tasted this liberty, and it was good.

Vin Diesel urinates 1999 Chilean Merlot.

[Crovus]

If you dare even think about calling Vin Diesel by his real name, it will set off a chain of events that would find the two of you, decades from now, trying to kill each other with .50 caliber Browning M2 machine guns in Chilpancingo, Mexico on New Years Eve. While dressed as penguins.

Vin Diesel is a wise and benevolent giant, endlessly traveling the world to help the less fortunate. However, this wisdom comes at a terrible price. A gypsy's curse has kept him moving without respite for the past 400 years, and he can never sleep or stay in one place longer than seven days until he has learned the true secret of the Unicorns, received a kiss from a Goddess Queen (or Kim Deal), and finally discovered and finished off the man destined to destroy him - Jack Black. This is doubly difficult because Sam Neill is hunting Vin Diesel down to remove his own curse, which can only be removed by ramming The Unicorn's Horn through Vin Diesel's huge heart. With the help of his faithful steed - the black dragon Leseid - Vin Diesel hopes to complete his quest ... or die trying.

The historical figure of "Jesus Christ" is based off of Vin Diesel's adventures in Western Mongolia around 5,000 B.C.

and finally:
Vin Diesel can roll a 25.7 on a 20-sided die, but chooses not to in order to keep things fair.

[Almaa]

Vin Diesel still pronounces spaghetti 'pasghetti'.



I like this one... because I'm Romanian...

If you ask Vin Diesel any question in Romanian he must answer it. But afterwards the life of your first born child is forfeit.

[Kaoru]

Vin Diesel has been heard claiming to be "teh 1337 HaXxoR".

[Scunsion]

YES ITS BACK BITCHES

[Avvesione]

Vin Diesel writes the dead end scenarios for Choose Your Own Adventures.

Anyone remember those books? I still love them

The Legend of Zelda is based on the adventures of Vin Diesel battling Adolph Hitler and the Nazis in World War 2.

The reason earthlings never have, and never will colonize Mars, is because Vin Diesel has claimed it for himself.

[Ashen]

Vin Diesel is Spartacus.

LOL

[Almaa]

Vin Diesel loves this thread.

[joft]

Vin Diesel loves this thread.

YOU MADE THAT ONE UP! YOU MADE THAT ONE UP!

[veyr]

It is the canon of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that Vin Diesel is the reincarnation of a 13th Century monk who spent 15 years making a single, beautifully illustrated copy of the Bible by hand and entirely from memory.

Single-handedly took down an entire group of ninjas by shouting his name.

Vin Diesel has the ability to consume quarters and shit the appropriate amount of nickels.

Vin Diesel does not own a television. Instead, he derives entertainment by routinely opening the Ark of the Covenant.

Vin Diesel got so angry at a mountain blocking his path that he punched it as hard as he could. Some of the pieces came back down and are now called Stonehenge. The part that didn't became the moon.

Only Vin Diesel knows what the world's funniest joke is. He won't tell you though, since the laughter will kill you.

The idea for the show "MacGuyver" comes from the time Vin Diesel went on a road trip and single-handedly wiped out the entire population of Salt Lake City with his shoe and a paper clip.

[Obilisk]

Shakespeare's play, Romeo & Juliet, was actually about Vin Diesel's masturbation habits.

[Raineer]

This thread > all threads ever.

[Maren]

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[Genosync]

When Vin Diesel drinks beer, everyone around him gets drunk.

An advanced alien race once created a computer that successfully explained the meaning of life; however, the alien race, their planet, and practically everything else ever to come in contact with them was immediately obliterated when they asked for an explanation of Vin Diesel.

Light cannot escape black holes; but Vin Diesel can.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Vin Diesel, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Vin as something to chew on when he got bored.

[Maren]

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[Crovus]

This thread is sinking further down again....

When the white smoke rises from the Vatican, we will know that they have chosen a new Vin Diesel.

[Kroeger]

Vin Diesel thinks in Morse code.

[Scunsion]

bless your soul kroeger

[Tydeis]

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response