This was posted on Allakhazam, but I feel that it needs to be posted here as well, so without further delay:
http://www.harrisonhospital.org/whatsne ... ls&ID=6069
This was posted on Allakhazam, but I feel that it needs to be posted here as well, so without further delay:
http://www.harrisonhospital.org/whatsne ... ls&ID=6069
I foresee his life ending in high school. Maybe grade school.
Do parents realize the torture they'll end up putting their children through school with names like this? I mean, seriously, how fucking stupid can you be?
I know someone who's first name is Muffin, seriously, I'm not kidding. Nice person, but her parents are fucking morons.
I don't think it will be that bad...
ppl will just call him "Seph"
If you think about it, most people won't even know what his name is from, we all do, but this is a Final Fantasy forum so it makes sense.
Seph's not bad. 8)Originally Posted by Daahan
The kids generation probably won't know who sephiroth IS, so I think he'll be ok, if I ever met the kid though, i'd laugh my ass off.
Seph can turn into Seth, so its all good
Originally Posted by Elcura
The teachers will laugh.Originally Posted by Elcura
lmaoOriginally Posted by Avvesione
They'll start calling him SephirothXIXIIXIIXIIXIXIX
I wish my name was Crono =]
well they could be like me and think his parents named him from other sources. since i know for sure that sefiroth the name existed before ffvii its the same when people ask if i named myself after the food franchise Kroger
which... I got my name cause its Irish... Kroeger!! sheesh im half Korean and part Irish and alot of other stuff, I named myself Kroeger cause I wanted to be a war, and Irish just kinda kicked in
There is no way the parents actually had FF7 in mind when they named him. No fucking way....
.......unless
Originally Posted by Orfeo
they prob did lol, that game came out a while back so maybe the parents are like on their early 20's
His classmates' parents will know. That child is going to be tormented ceaselessly from a very early age.Originally Posted by Elcura
If any adult has any remorse of what's it's like to be a child I doubt that, most they will do is (hopefully) giggle or laugh in their head.Originally Posted by Septimus
I know how kids think, they won't tease him unless they know the whole history behide FF, Sephiroth and the fanboyism, and trust me, no kid at his age will even care. Hell, I could hardly care.
What will happen is that the classmates will mention to their parents that they have a kid with a wierd-ass name in their class, the parents will ask what the name is, then the parents will say where the name came from. Then the classmates will ruthlessly abuse the hell out of the poor child.Originally Posted by Elcura
But hopefully Child Protective Services will remove the kid from his home and send him to a family that will give him a decent name.
You seriously think a child will care if the kid is called Sephiroth? Enough to warrent wanting to know the "history of Sephiroth"? If I told a kid that his classmates name came from a game and was the stemming of many hardcore fanboys, you think the kid would remember the day after, you think the kid would care enough to say "hahah your name comes from a ga~~~~me"Originally Posted by Septimus
Kids have better insults, they like "you're fat" and "you smell dumb!", when you got such lame ass insults that can drive kids insane already, you don't need one kid going "haha your name comes from a game" when they could easily call him fat, stupid, ugly or anything else, because kids like to push buttons, and saying that doesn't frankly push buttons.
You won't get bullied for being called Sephiroth, you'd get bullied for being called Bob (Bob the nob Bob the nob, Bob has no nooob), I could go on forever, but I can't be bothered now. =\
Bob = Bend Over Buddy
kids don't settle for one insult, they will use everything they can find and they will remember details if they can use it to insult other people.
and it depends on the kid, some kids don't get bullied because of their personality.