Best AIM conversation pwnage EVER!

[Morfos]

I laughed my ass off at this. My friend is the one who did it. The conversation was done as he told me everything she said while I comented, laughed, and gave suggestions. Dont worry. I'll make it easier for you to read. By marking it off in chapters. If you dont think this is funny, you have no sense of humor.

Chapter 1:The begining. The bitch is stupider then you think, but WHO ARE YOU!?

whitepartofanegg: who is this?
My Friend: the friend of your worst nightmare
whitepartofanegg: really?! and how r u doing today?
whitepartofanegg: wait...
whitepartofanegg: who
whitepartofanegg: is my worst nightmare?
My Friend: John
whitepartofanegg: john who?
My Friend: Legend
whitepartofanegg: AHHH
whitepartofanegg: im gonna marry him...
whitepartofanegg: so who is this?
My Friend: You can't tell who I am?!
whitepartofanegg: no, actually i cant
whitepartofanegg: but thanks for asking
whitepartofanegg: so who is this?
My Friend: you'll find out soon enough
whitepartofanegg: how bout u just tell me! im a very unpatient person

Chapter2:Grammer Errors LAWL

My Friend: Let me fix your previous statement for you: How about you just tell me?! I'm a very impatient person.
whitepartofanegg: thanks!
whitepartofanegg: now who are you?
My Friend: Come on, Im practically giving it away!
whitepartofanegg: no your not, but you could try a little harder...
whitepartofanegg: why dont you just tell me what your name is? that would save a lot of trouble
My Friend: Jeez, I didn't think you were that slow...
whitepartofanegg: well i am
whitepartofanegg: who is this?
My Friend: Alright, here's a pic of me: http://goatse.ca/hello.jpg (NWS!!!!)

Chapter3:THE TRINITY! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My Friend: Now do you know who I am?
whitepartofanegg: who is this?
whitepartofanegg: seriously
whitepartofanegg: just tell me
My Friend: did you look at my picture?
whitepartofanegg: nope
My Friend: why not?
whitepartofanegg: cus it might be a virus and idk who u r
My Friend: a virus....from a picture....You're a retard
whitepartofanegg: IDK
whitepartofanegg: send it again
My Friend: http://goatse.ca/hello.jpg (NWS)
whitepartofanegg: that was lovely
whitepartofanegg: thanks a lot
whitepartofanegg: now who is this?
My Friend: I just showed you my picture, how hard could it be to figure out who I am now?
whitepartofanegg: who is this?!?!?!
whitepartofanegg: ok...i dont even care ne more

Chapter 4:Bullshit, she still cares, were not even half way through.

My Friend: I didn't know it was possible to care "ne" more
whitepartofanegg: oh i did
My Friend: Actually, I don't even think "ne" is a word.
whitepartofanegg: me neither
whitepartofanegg: but it sure is fun to say
My Friend: Well that just proves you're a retard, doesn't it?
whitepartofanegg: yes, i guess it does
My Friend: I'm glad to see we're at an agreement here.
whitepartofanegg: ok then..
My Friend: What, do you not know what an agreement is?
whitepartofanegg: no i dont, could you please explain it to me...
whitepartofanegg: *laughs sarcasticaly*
My Friend: So now you laugh after you use sarcasm so your equally retarded friends know the difference of when you're being serious and when you're being sarcastic?
whitepartofanegg: exactly, wow! you have got me all figured out havn't you?
My Friend: Well, it's not very difficult to figure out such an ignorant fool such as yourself.
whitepartofanegg: i know
My Friend: Wait, you mean you've actually LEARNED something?! IT'S A MIRACLE!
whitepartofanegg: thanks!

Chapter 5:She calls us a Stalker. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My Friend: Sorry about that, now, what were you saying?
whitepartofanegg: i dont know, something about how I DONT KNOW YOU
My Friend: You don't? But I know you! How can I know you if you don't know me?
whitepartofanegg: maybe because you are some sort of stalker....
whitepartofanegg: because you know im the coolest
whitepartofanegg: so you just have to talk to me
My Friend: Or, maybe you just don't pay enough attention.
whitepartofanegg: maybe not...
My Friend: Oh, trust me, I don't WANT to talk to you, I don't enjoy losing brain cells. I'm doing this as a favor for a good friend.
whitepartofanegg: and that good friend would be....?

Chapter 6:A smart ass pwns a teen. Go us!

My Friend: I am not at liberty to tell you that, but maybe if you were a bit smarter, you would have figured it out by now.
whitepartofanegg: how do you know how smart i am?? you obviously dont know me well enough to say stuff like that.
My Friend: This convo is more then enough to judge your intelligence. And please, don't throw grades at me, grades don't show anything except how much time you're willing to waste doing tedious work.
whitepartofanegg: Thanks but i wasn't planning on it
whitepartofanegg: why are you talking to me anyway?
My Friend: Jeez, your attention span is pretty damn short, since I explained that to you only a few minutes ago.
whitepartofanegg: how old are you?
My Friend: Old enough to know you're as generic and slutty as 95% of all the teen girls in this country.
whitepartofanegg: really? thanks for that peice of very valuable information
My Friend: Oh, you're quite welcome, And just so you know, it's piece, not peice.
whitepartofanegg: oh thanks! and just so you know, i honestly dont care
My Friend: If you didn't care, you wouldn't have responded.
whitepartofanegg: yeah i would have. because i just did
My Friend: Well then you must care a bit more then you think you do.
whitepartofanegg: i guess..
My Friend: Oh wait, I forgot, you don't think, do you?
whitepartofanegg: no i dont
whitepartofanegg: thanks for asking such interesting questions
My Friend: That question was rhetorical, meaning I didn't want an answer since I already knew it.
whitepartofanegg: are you retarted?
whitepartofanegg: that was rhetorical also
My Friend: Ah, very good! You've learned once again! Will you ever cease to amaze?
whitepartofanegg: probably not
whitepartofanegg: im like an untrained monkey
whitepartofanegg: only more stupid
My Friend: I'm glad you figured that out! Did you anyone help you, or did you do it all by yourself?
whitepartofanegg: i did it all by myself!
whitepartofanegg: aren't you proud of me!
My Friend: Oh, yes indeed. I'm proud of the fact that you actually learned how to type, too.
whitepartofanegg: really? you are proud of me?
whitepartofanegg: thats interesting
My Friend: Yes, i'm very proud of you.
whitepartofanegg: thank you!
whitepartofanegg: you are a great person
My Friend: Well now I know it doesn't take a genius to figure that out! thanks!
whitepartofanegg: your welcome!
My Friend: It's you're not your. Please, either learn the english language, or stop using it.
whitepartofanegg: ok
whitepartofanegg: que pasa chico?
My Friend: Please, i'd rather you don't deface two languages in one conversation.
whitepartofanegg: well, since i am too stupid to know any language...how am i supposed to get critized by you?!
My Friend: You don't need to know any languages to get criticized by me, I never intended for you to understand me anyway.
whitepartofanegg: oh ok
whitepartofanegg: then please, proceed
My Friend: Proceed? You mean you don't think i've criticized enough?
whitepartofanegg: i don't think so...maybe a little bit more and i will be satisfied
My Friend: But I thought you could only be satisfied while being gangbanged by 4 large hairy men at once.
whitepartofanegg: right
whitepartofanegg: im sorry
whitepartofanegg: i forgot
My Friend: I'm suprised you knew that in the first place.
whitepartofanegg: me too
My Friend: Really, i'm suprised you know anything at all.
whitepartofanegg: i know...big shocker there
My Friend: Not that shocking, since i'm sure it's just the guy you're currently blowing talking for you.
whitepartofanegg: yeah, you're right
whitepartofanegg: how did you know?!
whitepartofanegg: you're a great guesser
My Friend: Hah! Guess? I didn't need to guess to figure that one out.
whitepartofanegg: congrats!
My Friend: congrats? congrats for what, figuring out your favorite hobby?
whitepartofanegg: yeah
whitepartofanegg: way to go!

Chapter 7:The end is near. And Im spotted. Oh noes!

whitepartofanegg: you sure take a long time to come up with mean things to say to me
My Friend: Oh, sorry about that, it just takes me a while to stop laughing.
whitepartofanegg: oh yeah, thats it
whitepartofanegg: my bad
My Friend: Alright, I think you deserve to know who I really am now.
My Friend: My initials are BJF.
whitepartofanegg: and your name would be...?
whitepartofanegg: come on...by now you should know that im not smart enough to figure that out
My Friend: Jeez, you're dumber then I thought.
My Friend: I was hoping you would atleast be able to figure it out with my initials!
whitepartofanegg: i know! i am really stupid though
whitepartofanegg: do you live in gurnee?
My Friend: No, no I don't.
whitepartofanegg: where do you live then?
whitepartofanegg: well im obviously too dumb to figure out who you are so why dont you just make it easy on both of us and tell me??
My Friend: well if Carmel really sucks and Im not going to Warren, I think that gives it away
whitepartofanegg: no it doesnt
whitepartofanegg: i told you
whitepartofanegg: i am really stupid
whitepartofanegg: ok well im going to sleep
whitepartofanegg: good night
My Friend: Wait, i'm about to tell you who I am
whitepartofanegg: ok
whitepartofanegg: then tell me
My Friend: Alright, the B in the initials stands for Brian
whitepartofanegg: ok...
My Friend: Any guesses now?
whitepartofanegg: nope
whitepartofanegg: i only know one brian
whitepartofanegg: and his last name starts with a t
whitepartofanegg: ok keep going...
My Friend: I used to be in a few of your classes before school finished.
whitepartofanegg: ok
whitepartofanegg: whats your last name?
My Friend: Fo--
My Friend: figure out the rest
whitepartofanegg: no thanks
whitepartofanegg: how about you just tell me
My Friend: how about you guess a letter?
whitepartofanegg: how about you tell me
whitepartofanegg: n?
My Friend: How about you guess a letter, and i'll fill in the blanks when you get a letter right
My Friend: yes, Fon-
whitepartofanegg: g
My Friend: YES, OH MY GOD YOU GOT IT!
whitepartofanegg: ok
whitepartofanegg: i dont know you
whitepartofanegg: why would you be so mean to me?
My Friend: Oh, you're not alone, I did this to everyone I hate.
whitepartofanegg: why would you hate me?
whitepartofanegg: what did i ever do to you?
whitepartofanegg: i dont even know you!
whitepartofanegg: what is wrong with you!
whitepartofanegg: you obviously have some self-esteem issues there
My Friend: yeah, remember when I said I was your worst nightmare's friend? Fong is your worst nightmare.
whitepartofanegg: why?
My Friend: What does that mean?
whitepartofanegg: i dont know you
whitepartofanegg: what is your problem?!
whitepartofanegg: your insane!
whitepartofanegg: ok well im gonna go
My Friend: You're right, I AM insane! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
whitepartofanegg: ok you have some issues
whitepartofanegg: there was no point to being mean to me
whitepartofanegg: i dont even know who you are
whitepartofanegg: get a friggen life
My Friend: Oh, there was a point, it made me laugh my ass off.
whitepartofanegg signed off at 8:42:49 PM.

The End...?

Epilogue:
Had to get rid of my friend's love letter. Awwwww. XD


SHIT THAT WAS HILLARIOUS! I laughed my ass off. PWNED

And if you will. Piss her off for me pretty please?

[Almaa]

long

[Kwijiboe]

Me>>Who are you?
Random Person>> Guess?!

My biggest pet peeve is when someone calls me or IMs me and doesn't tell me who they are when I ask, like it's some fuckin hilarious event.

I skimmed it, but.. I can't see the humor. This conversation, from 9:04:30PM to 10:55:33PM is 1 hour and 51m of pure time wasted, the only funny thing being that whitepartofanegg actually talked to you for that long.

Ah shit, now I've wasted 5 minutes replying to this.. fuck ._.

-Kwijiboe

[Heian]

All it took for me was AIM comversation and I went straight to the bottom of the forum page.

[Warudo Ecksu]

long

/nod

[Shiutou]

omfg....that picture is fucking sick.............................................. ......

[Morfos]

omfg....that picture is fucking sick.............................................. ......

Shit I forgot to say it was NWS.

[Quicklet]

If you're gonna get high, do the real shit.

[Morfos]

THERE! MY FRIEND FIXED IT FOR EASIER READING!

[Almaa]

it's still too long

[Akiro]

cliff notes please

[Kwijiboe]

Chapter 1:The begining. The bitch is stupider then you think, but WHO ARE YOU!?

whitepartofanegg: who is this?
My Friend: the friend of your worst nightmare

pwnage?

[docvicious]

This...... Isn't that funny. And I'm glad I didn't click on that picture more than once in my life time. Once in HS as a joke was enough for me.

[Shinryuu]

Wall of Text

[Chumm]

On a side note, whitepartofanegg is a great name. Your friend wasted 2 hours correcting grammar and spelling and trying to provoke a chick who didn't bite once and really didn't give a damn.

whitepartofanegg > you

[Septimus]

That's why I don't give out my AIM address and am quite happy to click the "Block" button.

[Sadler]

I actually didnt find it funny

[Elcura]

Seems a bit needy to me, but whatever floats his boat...

[Sadler]

Its like girls and showing off there knickers in public places...

5 years ago men use ta walk around with boners when they saw a thong been shown off by a shexy lady...

now when we see girl walking around showing off her underwear we think "ive seen better".

Times change... but people are left behind

[Septimus]

Its like girls and showing off there knickers in public places...

Kinckers. I love the Brits.