Time for some relations!

[Borisan]

Name any character in movies or books and tell what job combo they would be in FFXI and why:

I got a few examples from a guy on some other forums:

Aragorn WAR/??? (He's called a Ranger, but have you seen him shoot a single arrow?)
Legolas RNG/DRG (Jump)
Gimli WAR/THF and WAR/NIN sometimes, when he's dualing axes.
Frodo THF/WAR with single handed dagger using Wasp Sting.

[Elcura]

John Preston. I was thinking about it, now i've decided, ~SAM/RNG something if you need a reason, samurai sword and guns

[Orfeo]

Orfeo, from a book series: WAR/BRD

That's right, I wanted to be a WAR/BRD when I started.

[Hirronimus]

Bill Clinton = Red Mage!

[Rafaras]

George W. Bush = BeastMaster

He will tame his soldiers and they will obey him %100.

[Septimus]

Bill Clinton = Red Mage!

Please, Clinton is Ninja all the way.

[Borisan]

You need to say why so please !

[Hirronimus]

Pfft, his use of Convert during Monica debacle is priceless.

[Sonomaa]

Boromir, DRK/PLD
why drk/pld? well he shield bashed, but didnt cure himself, so he has little MP, he also weapon bashed, but he has horrible defense and shitty evasion

therefore DRK/PLD, the ronstatd of lotr

http://www.ikahn.net/images/378406776catapult015da.gif


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[Septimus]

Pfft, his use of Convert during Monica debacle is priceless.

That wasn't Convert, that was Utsusemi. He blink tanked that whole fiasco.

[Hirronimus]

Fine, you get this one this time.

[Septimus]

My question is what the hell job was Gandof? He was able to dual wield a two-handed staff and a sword, that does not sound like any BLM I have ever heard of.

(Also, why were all of the elves hateful trannies?)

[Elcura]

BLM/NIN dual wielding bilbo's

[Moneyshot]

neo - mnk/nin? he does a lot of hand to hand and blink tankin shit but also shoots so mnk/nin/rng? he's using jp button i think

[Deadkennedys]

Richard Simmons Drg with no sub

I dont think I need to explain it...

[ChOkOmArU]

bill clinton is a mnk..with all that haste gear..and chi blast monica in the face.... so obviously a mnk;;;

[NynJa]

Maximus Decimus Meridius: WAR19/NIN9 because he uses sword/shield. Cept in one of those fights he dings 20 and dual wields. Alas, he delvl after that fight an HPed because we went back to sword/shield.

[Kimiko]

John Preston. I was thinking about it, now i've decided, ~SAM/RNG something if you need a reason, samurai sword and guns

Nah, NIN/RNG for sure. A grammaton cleric would need all the +evasion he could get, and a bit of utsusemi would help as well in case of some of the more... non-traditional trajectories of return fire..

[Scunsion]

worst thread ever

[Borisan]

Did you forget to masturbate tonight Scunsion ; ;