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These are no where near the Vin facts, but we all know that it is impossible to compare another being to Vin.
Chuck Norris' Testicles are named "Conan" and "Thor". When asked why he named them like this, Chuck said, "By the Power of Grayskull, I Have the Power!"
Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make subpar cookies in the tree, Chuck's tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.
Chuck Norris wrote, conducted, recorded, and distributed the original score of Jesus Christ Superstar from within his plastic bubble in the 1960s.
Chuck Norris only drinks the blood of his enemies, but cleverly disguises it as water and other beverages.
Chuck Norris is the love child offspring of Andy Griffith and John Denver.
Chuck Norris once saved a cat from a tree, which was on fire, while being struck by lightning and bit by sharks at the same time.