The first rule of RMT is -- you don't talk about RMT.
The second rule of RMT is -- you don't talk about RMT.
The third rule of RMT is -- when someone shouts in jeuno saying they have an expensive/rare item you go to IGE.
Fourth rule is -- only twenty million gil a day.
Fifth rule -- no player auctions, no mogs.
Sixth rule -- no items, no accounts.
Seventh rule -- RMT as long as you have to, you NEED that Kraken Club and Peacock Charm.
And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first night at RMTing you must buy a 10,000,000G + item.