When I logged on after maintenance, there were like 49 people online total. I logged off at Garlaige Citadel to try to go after Serket when the Server was back up and that I did. The only other person online from the LS at the time that I logged on was Coco. I kept her up the whole time hehe^^; I was determined to fight Serket. We stayed up even after they extended gaytenance twice. 5 fucking hours.. gay.... Anyway....
So there I was, looking totally sweet, in Garbage Shitadel when out of nowhere pops Serket in the Undead room. Some really awesome music starts playing in the background and it gets me totally pumped. I throw a ninja star at it and it cuts off one of it's legs, but Serket was like, "Yeah Right, hmph" and he grows his leg back. So I was like, "wtf" and I turn on my Ninja Khanyan and take off to the stairs. Serket was pretty clever though. I underestimated him. He's quite possibly a Ninja, too. He casted Bindga on me, removing all of my shadows while binding me at the same time. The near-by gilsellers started freaking out and cheered Serket on but I was like, "Chill homies, I'll handle this crap." I looked at wattuck intensly and his head exploded. Yeah, I didn't know he was a pirate either.
So, I'm soloing Serket for a little while and it seemed pretty easy... I got a little arrogant and so I started wailing on my guitar with excitement when unexpectedly, Serket starts spraying diarrhea everywhere. I was like, "holy crap" because it took a chunk of my life away. I was caught off guard. I was down to 11 HP, no lie, when some really sweet music starts to play in the background. Some guitars are wailing really really loud. They kept getting louder and louder... Then out of nowhere there is this really sweet ninja babe, Coco, casting Cure V on me. Everyone was like "WOoooooooW!" Without even thinking twice about it she cut off all of their heads for no reason. AND THAT'S WHAT I CALL REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!
After that, Serket was cake. I popped a huge boner in his face, so he couldn't see and he kept missing me. Then, when it couldn't possibly get ANY better, more ninjas show up. Tydeis and Dabill show up with guns blazin'. They start doing a funny dance move looking thing and are like, "FUSION" and they combine/morph into this Huge Ninja. Tydbill. He was wearing all black and had a huge guitar on his back and gold katanas. It was totally sweet.
And then it happened:
The ninja babe totally starts making out with me and everyone's heads start exploding.
THE END.